Boy and his mother

One day there was a boy called George his mother told him to get meat and chicken. He went and bought sweets and chocolates. After that he remembered that that his mum told him to go and get meat and chicken. So he went to the chicken shop and said can I borrow ur knife. Then he went to the toilet and cut his bumb. When he came home his mother cooked the meat and ate it. After his mother cooked it she said that's lovely. Then his mother said to him to cum and have a bath but he said no. When his mother took his bottom then he saw that his bumb bumb was gone and she said wats that. After he said that with the money he went and bought sweets a chocolate. Then when he remembered that he went to the shop and cut his bumb off and he made is mother eat it.