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I'm not a comedian

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just things I find in my day to day that are funny.

Please don't take any of this seriously. There are a lot of jokes in bad taste, or with slightly mature topics. If it's not your cup of coffee, you can just not read it. 

(Art work, photos, quotes, stories aren't mine unless stated otherwise (the pictures are mostly taken by me tho))All Rights Reserved

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