The ultimate joke book
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love of mine (Taekook)
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"You should be careful, love. If I can find out about you, so can they." "I'm sorry, but I don't take advices from c*** s****." "Why don't you come see me tonight. Although Jay will probably kill us both if we get caught, I think I can make an exception for you." "I think I'll pass. Man w***** are not really my type." A sassy beauty and a seemingly sex toy, kept purely for the satisfaction of a ruthless and psychopathic mafia boss. A simple man, driven mad by the betrayal of his loved one, unwittingly caught up with the devil's attention. Or ... they might be someone totally different. Nothing will be what it seem and you better keep your eyes wide open, if you want to survive. Two people, who have their paths crossed with each other .... but is it for better or worse?? Only time will tell.. Republished on 16/10/2023. Hope third time is the charm..☺️☺️ A/N - story line is all mine. Apologies if any resemblance to another story. Photo credit to rightful owners. Cover done by @-bts7sins- ❤ All the names and events are purely fiction. No disrespect meant for anyone. This book is set in the mafia world and contains usual triggering subject such as ~~Blood ~~Fights ~~Detailed scenes of torture ~~Psychotic behavior of the villain. ~~Degrading language ~~Non-con scenes (not explicit and only in relation to the villain) ~~Murder (Not gorified) ~~Drug Use. ~~Explicit scenes 🔥 The villain in the story is a psychopath. All the scenes with triggering contents will be marked with ❌❌❌❌ Even though there is quiet a bit of these psychotic behaviour, it's not from our beloved taekook. I will give as little details as possible but kindly refrain from reading if it's not your cup of tea. This story will have mature themes. So read at your own risk. You've been warned. Happy reading. 💜💜Complete
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Random Things 2
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Just A Thought
This book is just going to be filled with my favorite quotes, and some of my thoughts. I may possibly do rants, jokes or short stories, but probably not very often. And I might do a few poems that I like. The quotes, poems, and thoughts could be funny, serious, inspiring, or sad. Thanks for reading!!! ------------ WARNING- Profanity will be used.Complete
Undying faith (taekook)
Th : he is my mate. . . . Jk: my mate is dead. . . . When life gives you a second chance, you have to take it.. . . . Will jungkook be able to accept his mate and married life.. .. . . Top tae Bottom kook &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& I have a request please if you are not liking the story,, it's pace or any character,, plz ,, you just stop reading at that point... You are not bound to read or vote ,, you are free to leave ... Kindly be humble and keep others feelings in mind while commenting and messaging....Complete
Random Shitz And Stuff
The randomness and stuff that i like to put in it because i wanna share random shit. Go and vote if you want and follow me if you want more :3Complete
No More NO || TK (Completed)
'After Dinner Straight to Our Room, Don't Be Late Tonight Hmm?' . . . - God save me this time too pleaseeee~ A short fluffy story of Newly Married Couple TaeGguk & the beginning of their new life..💚💜 "COMPLETED" #topgguk #bottomtae #same_age_relationship *Cover done by me ☺ *I don't own the pictures used in this book. *Also, English isn't my first language so please consider that. *If MY story matches with anyone's out there, It's totally coincidental. Cuz It's completely MY writing.Complete
When His Eyes Opened- TK
Betrayed by his boyfriend, he turned around and married his vegetative uncle. Unexpectedly, his uncle spoiled him. Kim Taehyung was forced to marry a bigshot by his stepmother as his father's company was on the verge of bankruptcy. There was a catch, the bigshot- Jeon Jungkook-was in a state of coma. In the public's eye, it was only a matter of time until Kim Taehyung was deemed a widow and be kicked out of the family. A twist of event happened when Jungkook unexpectedly woke up from his coma. Fuming at his marriage situation, he lashed out on Taehyung and threatened to kill their babies if they had any. "I'll kill them with my very hands!" he bawled. A/N Guys it's my second adapted work... The original is "When his eyes opened" By "Simple Silence" I just changed the original character names into Tae & Kook. And I did not really changed anything else. & As I'm a Top Kook stanner this story is going to be a Top kook only! Cover edited by me. Top Kook Bottom Tae M-Preg 𝘿𝙞𝙨𝙘𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙧 AN ADAPTED WORK! 𝙄'𝙫𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚 𝙚𝙛𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙡𝙤𝙘𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙧 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙𝙣'𝙩 𝙜𝙤𝙩 𝙢𝙮 𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙤𝙣 𝙝𝙞𝙢/𝙝𝙚𝙧. 𝙃𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚, 𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙜𝙡𝙖𝙙𝙡𝙮 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙫𝙞𝙙𝙚 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙤 the original author 𝙩𝙤 𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙠 𝙞𝙛 𝙧𝙚𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙙. it's just a fan fiction don't hate over anyone or anything... You can show your love and support to me by buying Kofi for me, link provided in the bio. Thankyou in advance<3 ARE YOU ALL INTERESTED TO READ THIS ONE???? SO COME AND JOIN ME!Complete
My roommate (Taekook)
A mini love story of a hopeless lover taehyung and his oblivious little muffin.. . . I have a request please if you are not liking the story,, it's pace or any character,, plz ,, you just stop reading at that point... .. .. .. You are not bound to read or vote ,, you are free to leave ... .. .. Kindly be humble and keep others feelings in mind while commenting and messaging....Complete
My thoughts on everything and anything. I'll rant, answer questions on stuff, write poems, quote quotes, write random facts, random things, future ideas for books and write about my life and experiences because it's oh so interesting. Welcome to My Randomness! Warning: The mind of Arie maybe a little too much for you as readers. ©aricorns
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