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Hazardous

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The older you get, the more uglier the world becomes. But we can't stay a child, and live care free. We didn't come here on planet earth. To be paying bills. And we aren't waiting te get hit by responsibility. We never asked for people who rape or steal. So why did we get all these gifts when all we wanted was a roof above our head, money in the pocket and friends. Maybe even a lover. Isn't it everyday Christmas. It's like Santa came from the ghetto, and began acting white. And some people who found him funny asked for his mark. He said ''Hoes hoes hoes.'' But everybody thought , we can't let our children listen to this vulgar man. So they changed it in ''Ho ho ho.''All Rights Reserved

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Together With You by adelwang

Ocean Goldreich is the sister I never had. Or at least, her brothers put that thing in my mind. I tried my best to look at her as my very own sister and it worked... for at least these whole year, until I met her again in Finland and somehow she looked even more perfect than I remember. And finally after all these years I gave in to my lust toward her. We crossed the lines with the promise that we will be back as brother and sister again afterward. Can I do that? The answer is bullshit. How can I look at her as my sister when all I can remember from her is our nights together. But she was so adamant to keep our relationship as best friends slash sister brother. Seriously, Ocean? Drew Roderick, I had a crush on him in all my teenage life. But he broke my heart again and again when he just looked at me as his little sister. And now, when I was over him (or I think I was), he came back to me and acted sweetly intimate romantic and whatever is far from the brotherly attitude. I tried to push him away, but I couldn't because the truth is I want him more than just a brother. Can we cross the line? The line that my brothers put is so thick between us. But, suddenly things in our life changed. Now I'm a mother of a little baby, Charlene. We have Charlene now. I can't let my lust override my brain. I have Char in stake. But why did Drew act like we are really a happy family? We are far from family. Just co-parenting a baby, right? Words {[150.000-200.000]}

Beauty Is Found Within by WandererStryder

The Enchantress spoke, "Until you learn to love another and earn their love in return, only then will the spell upon you be broken. If you cannot, you will remain a beast for all eternity. Remember this, only love can thaw a frozen heart." Repulsed by his haggard appearance he fled from the sight of the enchantress and back to the castle. Where he confined himself to ruling from the shadows, just like his father. That was the year where winter did not leave. The winds grew stronger, bringing more and more bitter cold air with them. The kingdom grew weak. There was little food and the people were starting to lose hope. Then, one day a letter arrived at every home in the kingdom: there was to be a ball held at the palace. Everyone was invited, and everyone went. The time spent in the palace was grand. That was until one of the guests went missing. A young woman was escorted from the ballroom and was never seen again. Spring returned for a short time, and then winter crashed back down upon the land. And another ball was held. People were skeptical and did not want to attend, but they had no choice. Yet another guest went missing, another woman. The parties continued annually. Everyone in the kingdom was forced to go and every year, another person was escorted away. Most years it was a woman, one year it was a man. It has been six years since the beginning and winter is coming, after yet another short spring. It is time for another masquerade.

" Between Desk and Desire" by LeviDa013

To the world, Krittin Kitjaruwannakul is a ruthless monster-a merciless billionaire with no heart and no weakness. Feared in the business world, whispered about in the shadows, he is a man no one dares to cross But to Pavel , he is the ideal boss-kind, patient, and respectful. But underneath the polished mask, Krittin is something much darker. A man who takes what he wants. A man who waits. Krittin knows Pavel belongs to another. He knows about Way, the cruel husband who leaves bruises hidden beneath crisp shirts and bandages wrapped too neatly. He sees the pain, the silent suffering. But he says nothing. Because Pavel isn't ready yet. Not yet. Krittin will wait. He will smile, protect, and bide his time-until the day Pavel willingly walks into his arms. Into his world. Into his cage. Because beneath the suit and gentle words, Krittin is no savior. He is a mafia king, and what he wants, he always takes. And Pavel will be his. And when that day comes, Krittin won't just claim him. He will own him....

The Burning Son by TrevorFinch

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Road Pirates by WarriorReborn22

Inspired by the idea introduced to me by Cookieface127. The world is in chaos. Riots fill the streets of major cities. Police and Martial defenses have been defunded. Corrupt corporations have become ever powerful and reap the rewards from the work of their underpaid subordinates. Factories and Warehouses dot the landscape of the country, as fleets of semitrucks drive from one coast to the next. As the individual is washed away in the sea of the many, as the man behind the package continues to lead you down the rabbit hole of Consume, consume, consume. A small ragtag group has decided that it is enough, that now is the time. The world is in chaos, chaos breeds risk, and with risk comes reward. The common man loves us, CEOs despise us. We've been called bandits and thieves, rebels and highwaymen. But we toss those titles aside, they're rather plain and terrible. For what we want and what we do, there's only one title we can go for, one that matches our motto.

The Naughty List | MxM by ElijahDiva

Once Caleb reached the bottom of the stairs he quietly opened the door and tiredly switched on the light "Jayden it isn't morning yet buddy you need to-" he froze in place staring at a man he didn't know standing in his living room. The man stared back at him like a deer in the headlights, he looked a few years older than Caleb, had stubble growing around his face, dark brown greasy hair that wasn't styled in any particular way and was wearing full black aside from the muddy navy blue trainers he was sporting. "Who the fuck are you and what are you doing here?" Caleb demanded in a hushed whisper, he also noticed the black backpack the stranger was carrying and the open living room window he'd clearly used to gain entry, the vase that was previously rested on the windowsill lay in pieces on the ground, that must've been the crash that had awoken Caleb from his tranquil slumber. "Just a passerby, no one much" the strange man whispered back an air of mystery hanging about his every word. "Inside my living room?" Caleb replied folding his arms and sizing the man up, after his beating earlier in the evening he wasn't exactly fighting fit, the intruder was also taller and muscly, there's no way Caleb would win if it came to a fight. "Consider me Santa Claus alright? Now go back to bed kid" the man answered calmly pointing at the door as if Caleb was a child. "I'm not a little kid anymore, I'm 18. Santa isn't real" Caleb responded harshly taking a step forward, the man noticeably took a step towards the window eyeing Caleb up with a smirk. TWs (these will not be appearing at the top of chapters so take this as your final warning) Abuse Self Harm Smut Rape Homophobia Themes of Suicide Murder Mentions of Disordered Eating This story is not promoting, encouraging, romanticising or glorifying topics such as suicide, self harm, disordered eating, sexual abuse/misconduct, it is just showing what the affects of it can be like especially for LGBT+ young people.

The Santa Clause Act (Completed) by foreverpurple1000

❝ Wait," I say, backing away. "Let me get this straight- you're Santa Clause?" I stare at the boy no more than a couple years older than me. He had to be kidding. He rolls his eyes, his handsome face illuminated by the lights on the tree. "Well when you put it that way, I suppose." The candy cane i am sucking on falls from my lips, clattering to the floor. "B-But where's the beard, the overflowing fat and the HO HO HO?" He snorts, a charming smile on his lips as he tugs on the end of my Santa hat. "Sweetheart, it's all just the Santa Clause Act.❞ ~*~ p.s. The current cover was made by Isasecret Ranking: short story #9/ Teen Fiction: #56

Holiday Chaos #JustWriteIt #HolidayChaos by sowhatsitabout

Dear Santa. I'd like to tell you that our dear old granny leaving with her cat all fuzzed up was not my fault. Neither was my parents getting scared shitless at the sight of me. It was, in fact, all of fate's work. Or maybe it was just your nemesis working against you to bring as many innocent children to the 'Naughty List'. Whatever the reason, despite the cause, I'd like to tell you that it was one heck of a winter, and, thank you very much, I'd like to never go through it again. Once, again, thank you in advance. By the way, this is Matt speaking. I hope your elves send this directly to you, instead of answering it themselves. I've sent it through email, just in case. #JustWriteIt #HolidayChaos Perfectly original. Copyrights: @sowhatsitabout 2015

The Gifted by PaperBagBoi_

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Maybe Us. (Vance Hopper x FEM! Reader) by heorri

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Together With You

Ocean Goldreich is the sister I never had. Or at least, her brothers put that thing in my mind. I tried my best to look at her as my very own sister and it worked... for at least these whole year, until I met her again in Finland and somehow she looked even more perfect than I remember. And finally after all these years I gave in to my lust toward her. We crossed the lines with the promise that we will be back as brother and sister again afterward. Can I do that? The answer is bullshit. How can I look at her as my sister when all I can remember from her is our nights together. But she was so adamant to keep our relationship as best friends slash sister brother. Seriously, Ocean? Drew Roderick, I had a crush on him in all my teenage life. But he broke my heart again and again when he just looked at me as his little sister. And now, when I was over him (or I think I was), he came back to me and acted sweetly intimate romantic and whatever is far from the brotherly attitude. I tried to push him away, but I couldn't because the truth is I want him more than just a brother. Can we cross the line? The line that my brothers put is so thick between us. But, suddenly things in our life changed. Now I'm a mother of a little baby, Charlene. We have Charlene now. I can't let my lust override my brain. I have Char in stake. But why did Drew act like we are really a happy family? We are far from family. Just co-parenting a baby, right? Words {[150.000-200.000]}