Wild Fangirling (1D)
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Last published Mon, Jun 15, 2015
(WARNING: Not completed and probably won't ever be completed. Is only up to remind ourselves to never write something like this again. Also, this is kinda REALLY cringey. Read at your own risk)
❝Suddenly Louis got up from the couch where he was seated and was in front of me in a second.
"Kylie , I need to ask you an important question , that may define the future of our friendship" He told me seriously.
"Uhm , What?" I looked at Harry nervously , but he just shrugged in response.
Louis took a deep breath.
"DO YOU LIKE CARROTS?" ❞
Kylie is your average, every-day girl with the body of a Victoria's
secret model.
Living with her three crazy best friends; with the usual drama, jokes
and so-called adventures, her life cannot get more normal.
But when she bumps into a special someone at Starbucks, she knows her peace
is about to be interrupted , probably forever.
*****
IMPORTANT: This story is a parody for almost every fan fiction on Wattpad , though we are not mocking you , we're simply showing you the bad parts of your story.
Hopefully this will be helpful/ humorous for you.
*****
Thanks to flawlessfacades for the AMAZING cover.
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