STRANGE HAPPENINGS: A Collection of Original Poems

This here is a collection of some poems made by me.
Some are sad, some are happy, but don't expect anything sappy.
And most are strange, nonsensical, or do not make the least bit of sense.
Hence, I only ask that you read if you're really that interested.
I am not a Shakespeare, but I hope my poems will leave you
with smiles,
laughter,
confusion,
and tears.

[I do not own the cover art. Art belongs to its respectful owner, as well as any pictures used in the parts of this story.]