I Did Not Read Freud

This is no longer a psychology book, for the writer is neither a psychologist nor a madman.
It is more like a book of systematic analysis of everyday life, in order to try to illustrate what many people see, hear, feel, live and/or talk about on a day-to-day basis.
That no one is normal, everyone knows. Because if we were normal, Jesus wouldn't say to be forgiven, because we don't know what we do. So, let's try to be enlightening and, who knows, be humorous, discussing the madness to which the human being is subject. Like it or not.
When I chose this title, it was thinking that I didn't really read Freud, nor did I study psychology. But I've studied behavior and events for years. The only conclusion I came to is that everyone, somehow, needs to have a few more "percent" of their brain used.
The only problem is that with so much to do and so much time to do nothing; using the brain becomes very tedious. Quite an arduous task, when you have so much to do and consequently; more fun.

Warning:

If something doesn't suit you, please; disregard. For here I will deal with many controversial things. Such as wanting to eat with a fork, in a kitchen that only has a spoon. Or expect money that the One who owes you has not yet received. Wash the car, and soon after, the rain comes.
Another thing:
If you don't like it, please justify your answer. But intelligently.
If you like it, please justify your liking. And believe me, I am very happy knowing that I was useful in your life.

Good reading.