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How to Murder Your Husband

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You may think I'm cruel, to kill a man so- let alone three. 

You may think me sociopathic, evil- incapable of love. 

But sadly, I am not- and perhaps that was my demise. 

I write this book in hopes someone, somewhere, may succeed where I did not- coming upon an enormous fortune, and being blessed with the ability to not have to share such a thing with anybody else. 

Having unlimited power, stability, happiness- all the things killing one's husband should bring upon someone.

Nonetheless, if my dear readers cannot use this book to murder one's own husband- one hopes it can bring entertainment on a rainy day, for surely the skedaddles and hijinks will be enough to capture the modern mind. 

For example, I've had to deal with Men- a feat in itself- as well as the dealing of an unexpected Other Heir, Stepdaughter, and my past coming back to haunt me... 

Intriguing, no? 

***Historical Fiction set in England, 1890s, in which a Victorian Woman is set upon murdering her most recent, useless, but very rich, husband, in exchange for a plethora of wealth. Unfortunately, fate is not on her side- there's an annoyingly handsome Lord in her way, and his niece, a young brat in desperate need of a mother. 

But nothing can get in the way of her plans, of course. 

Especially not her own heart.All Rights Reserved

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My Cynical Marquess ~ Lords of Reluctance Book 1 by KristinaWalsh

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