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Absurd(ism)

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Reads 62
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Parts 8
Time 1h 46m

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Listen, okay? I get it. I really do. I understand how truly insane the story I'm about to tell you is. 
Not so long ago, I was just like you: dumb; dopey; doe-eyed; and BLISSFULLY ignorant of all the magic and supernatural bullshit that evades the perception of 99% of people. I know I just insulted you, but if I could go back to being as unperceptive as you are, holy shit I'd do it. 

I'm exaggerating. I did this to myself. Come on, you know the saying: Curiosity killed the cat... But satisfaction brought it back.
By the way, if anyone told you that high school prepares you for the "real world," give me their goddamned home address so I can slap some sense into them. Because when you're fighting demons, monsters, and Lord of the Rings-esque sorcerers, you're NOT gonna need the fucking pythagorean theorem. I know from experience.All Rights Reserved

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