(NOW ON NEW ACCOUNT + WILL BE DELETED SOON) Call Me Casey

So here’s the ducks – I mean deal! There are no ducks…

My name’s Casey Kings and I’m a sixteen year old sport-alcoholic!

I have a HUGE crush on the rugby star champion of the Wolves (our school team) seventeen year old Jamie Kings!

Ah, I see you’ve noticed the same last name thing! Well, he has the same last name as me because he’s my stepbrother! Awkward…

Yay! Urgh… The only good thing about this is that I get to see him come out of the shower wrapped only in a small towel and dripping wet! Drool… I would so feast on his delicious abs! Nom a nom a nom!

But if you throw in a psychopathic ex-boyfriend, Jamie’s new crazy-ass Barbie-wannabe bitchy whorish slut (and every other negative word I can think of) of a girlfriend and a mother who after eight years of leaving you in the dark finally wants to talk to you and get to know her new husband and seven more children plus a little of Chemical X and you get: the Power Puff Girls!

Oops! Maybe not! You get: My Life! YAY!