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WpMetadataNoticeLast published Sat, Feb 7, 2015
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Fanfic
The Lorax
worlds gone to shit might as well quit-er fuck that ~blue ★♬♬♬♬♬♬♬★ for blue and Jackie life wasn't exactly a treat. alone and unloved the outlaws set out on an adventure to find a place where they belong. sadly they venture into something far worse.... the truffla flu. can the girls survive this tragic event? or will this be the easy way out of life they been looking for?
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JEFF. So we'd have cactus zombies chasing us?!?!?! JAMES. What in the FUCK is a cactus zombie? JEFF. A zombie... with freaking cacti stuck in it! BECCA. Best. Hug. Ever. JEFF. Oh goodness, could you imagine... two cacti zombies having a baby? JAMES. Yeah, I don't think zombies work like that... WARNINGS: The only warning there is really is that there is some mature language but nothing above PG-13 movie ratings. Although there is a chance of permanent cringe face from some of the scenes that you will read, so b e w a r e This script is about a group of teenagers who are thrown into a zombie apocalypse and are struggling to make it out alive. It is meant to be a comedy and a lot of things don't really make sense but bear with me, we will make it out alive. Well, maybe not all of us, but we don't talk about that- This is a script that I wrote in literally 3 days about a year ago. I have written more scripts recently that are more improved than this one, but I think this script is super funny and needs to be shared with the world. Rules for Surviving: 1) Food cause nom noms me hongry 2) Buddy system, because if I've learned anything from 80s horror movies it's don't go off alone because there is an 87% chance you will not make it back (statistics researched and studied by yours truly) 3) Stan Jeff, I don't think there's more to say 4) Stay away from the cactus zombies, especially the super horny ones 5) I don't mean to be t h a t person but please, please, please don't copy my work. If you want to use it for something you can reach out to me and I will discuss it with you but please don't plagiarize it, thank you.

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