Bullshit Dimensional System (Anime Fanfic)

Continuation of the 1st book of Bullshit Dimensional System.

"... I never expected that it would come to this"

Like really... who would've thought I would start conquering planets after I established a high position among the guilds in the world... Well, I guess that's to be expected since I did create an army of zergs, protoss, and terrans under my command. Fuck... this is so troublesome, but for the safety of my harem and children. I'll gladly do it.

Harem? Oh! Are you new here? Sorry, I didn't expect that so... let me start over again. Kirishima Hiroto, that's my name, and this is my story about the time when I got a shitty system that forced me to rewrite the plot of my favorite-

"Papa! Are you talking to yourself again?"

"Your weird habit of talking to yourself is getting worst and worst each year, Hiroto... look at how our daughter is looking at you"

Kurumi... I'm not fucking crazy, I was just talking to the-

"Oh my~ How come the newcomer already has a child but I don't?"

Baphomet it's not like I wanted to... FUCK, it's hard to explain...

... wait... did you all just buy a planet as our living space??? Morgan! Artoria! What the fuck are you doing!?

"It's your fault for having so many women in your harem"

"More women means more children. I don't want my children to live in a cramped place"

Just buy another fuck- never mind, it's not like I can do anything anyway... I can't win against you girls... Rimuru, why don't you help me out? We've sworn brothers, right?

"Brothers? After you forced me to become a woman? Don't tell me you already forgot that I'm your lover"

You make it sound like I'm gay...

"You're really collecting a lot of titles Hiroto, from lolicon up to being called homosexual. You're making me proud of you, isn't that right Shiro?"

"Mn"

...You girls will be the death of me someday.

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