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The Great Galactic Score! [The Ambys 2024 favourite (Humour)]

JansOtherStories

Reads 575
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Parts 40
Time 5h 55m

Reads 575
Votes 143
Parts 40
Time 5h 55m

JansOtherStories

Demi had tried to atone for her criminal past, but when a bold, adventurous, slightly insane narcissist of a Captain, Frisson 'Friss' Packlightly, falls into her orbit, she finds criminality has not finished with her.

Along with Lap, a two-dimensional, very opinionated being who only Friss can understand, their found (stolen) Galactic Navy corvette (Zapasnoy), Bognrd BloodRage, an ultra-violent chef, Briyun, the rodent-killing stoat-like creature who talks exclusively in questions and Lodka, Friss' lost, organic ship that Friss has an 'interesting' relationship with, they must find a way to break into the most secure facility in the entire Galaxy.

A facility located in the very centre of the Black Hole at the galaxy's core.

Demi must navigate intimate relationships, blaster fire, wormholes that really don't like people using them and mathematics that would make most people's ears bleed, in order to find a cure for the disease that ravages her brother and sister. Except, they have no idea who she is.

🥉3rd Place, Sci-Fi Category in Banana Awards 2022 (10th Oct. 2022)🥉
🏵Featured - Ambassador Profile - Humor - Nov 2023🏵
🏵Featured by Ambassador Profile - Science Fiction - Jan 2023🏵

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