[Kidnapping and murder lol // kimetsu no yaiba]

In which- a smart, antisocial and expressionless student that hates the world meets tanjiro and his sister hanako.
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After sleeping in class [name] wakes up in the snow in the middle of nowhere. They question if they've woken up to be in a hallucination or a lucid dream but that crumbles away when they meet the unsuspecting tanjiro and hanako in a walk to town.
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Please don't read this ;-;
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STARTED: 8/13/22
ENDED: ???
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Demon slayer belongs to koyoharu gotouge
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Warnings: muzan, cussing, mentions of murder, mentions of suicide, mentions of hermit crabs being kept in bean bags, toxic family, mentions of stealing,
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Updates every sunday lol
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Quotes?:

"ok, I got it! collecting people like collecting Pokemon, Gotta catch them all"

"that works ig"

"besides the fact that avoiding this scenario was possible, who came on your kitchen table?"

"[NAME]"

"WHAT??"

"y'know i love ya right?"

"...i love you too- *cough* catnip *ahem* yeah, I love catnip too"

"REALLY CHILD?!"

"IM SORRY I GET NERVOUS WHEN PEOPLE...DO PEOPLE THINGS"

"*sigh* it's fine I know you can't communicate"

"thank you... WAIT WHAt-"

"silence, for I am now the parent of this child"

"NO, NO yOUR NOT"

"all your opinions are irrelevant, because this child is mine now peasant"

"why do your expressions always stay the same [name]?"

"..."

"please?"

"*sigh* fine I'll tell you, just stop giving me those puppy eyes"

"Yessir-ma'am-um"

"Yesn't"

"Wtf do you mean they're dead?"

"Um...their heart stopped beating-"

"*yawn* be quiet..."

"AHHHHH WTH IS THIS SHIT WTF"

"Ugh...your lucky I don't have enough energy to kill yo ass"