The BatRoadtrip || BatBro's Crackfic

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"Anyways, we need to.. you know, do a few team-building activities and stuff.. come on guys, this will be fun!"
Jason lifted a brow, "Okay but you know we're actually here because Alfred and Bruce need to organize and do that gala, right? And they didn't want to have us there because.. Drake?"
"We stole the Batmobile to get our food faster, Damian brought a horse into the kitchen to find something to eat for it - it ate Alfred's lunch, we lost two crooks because Jason and I discussed if pineapple belongs on Pizza - it does, and also we tipped over the 75,000 Dollar cake at the last gala. Ah, and Jason walked inside the manor with dirty shoes."
"Oh my, the last one is definitely the most horrifying", Damian nodded.

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Join our beloved BatBros on the best roadtrip you have ever heard, seen, or read of!

"This Book changed my life! What? Yes, the author did pay me to say tha-"
- Popular Person, probably

"Catches the character of my chil- The children of Bruce Wayne very well."
- Batman

"My children would never do such thoughtless things."
- Bruce Wayne

"Ohhh, so THAT'S what happened while they were away??"
- Spoiler

"The small one stole my horse!"
- Gotham citizen

(Characters are not mine, yes I did the cover myself, I know, I'm a true artist. also this book contains strong language, it's Jason, what did u expect-)