How To Not Get A Girlfriend《Garrance Fanfiction》

"Wait, you want to do what?" Garroth questions, shock evident in his voice.

"Mhm, you heard me. It'd be a great idea, you don't have to lie about having a girlfriend and you and I both can finally get rid of all our fans."

"You do know it's still a lie right...?"

"No it's not, well it kinda is but let's not think about it like that! We'll be considered a couple and maybe not a REAL couple but it still works! We don't even have to do any... too couple-y stuff either. We just have to tell everyone we're together and when we hangout we play it up more! We can like, hold hands or just get a teeny bit touchy, you get me?"

"I don't know about this, but... because I trust you, let's do it."

"That's the spirit Gar! It's not like it'll be forever either or like we're gonna kiss or anything too overboard! It's just so we can avoid being obsessed over everywhere we go."

"Uhuh..."

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Or the phoenix drop high au where instead of laurance dating michi and garroth dating ivy to avoid fans, garroth and laurance fake date each other instead
(cover art by me, ref taken from @johannathemad)