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Ain't That a Kick in The Head?

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Parts 28
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Reads 623
Votes 72
Parts 28
Time 8h 9m

crack dreams friendship ghost humor idiotsinlove infiltration inosaku longlostfamily mutualfeelings naruto pining poker politics revenge romance romcom sakura sakuten sasuke sasunaru slowburn spies teamseven undercover

Sasuke feels haunted by Itachi's death. Literally. 

During their fight, his brother placed a seal with the remainder of his chakra on him as a protective measure so he could watch him from the grave. Itachi, however, did not realize that his actions would change everything... by being able to assist his brother with getting his revenge against Danzo. 

This is the story of how one unhinged outlaw, along with the ghost of his dead brother, infiltrates a village to flush out the corruption within and faces those who he left behind. Including but not limited to: the guy he has feelings for that he keeps repressing, old teammates, classmates, friends, and The Replacement. 

Maybe they'll even save the world and have a proper conversation.

[SNS, Inosaku, Sakuten -- Sakura gets TWO girlfriends as a treat]
Cross-posted on AO3, same usernameAll Rights Reserved

crack dreams friendship ghost humor idiotsinlove infiltration inosaku longlostfamily mutualfeelings naruto pining poker politics revenge romance romcom sakura sakuten sasuke sasunaru slowburn spies teamseven undercover

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Mother [Naruto] by c_kewpid

Naruto and Sasuke grow up as close brothers under one adoptive mother. Life isn't so bad after all...until Mother is taken. Family love/(maybe something more?). Strong/Intelligent!Naruto Loyal/Stay in Konoha!Sasuke Mother!OC **OC belongs to me, this is a fanfiction of Masashi Kishimoto's beloved Naruto series <3 Preview : "Out of the way Mio!" Kakashi yelled, fearing for his childhood friend's unsettling proximity to the Nine-tails. Yamato took a step back as the beast became a little closer to breaking free. And then, it did. In horror, Sasuke immediately retracted his lightning as he sprinted to defend his reckless mother. Because really, that crazy woman didn't know when to stand down. But she held her ground. Even when the beast broke out and began charging, she stood still-not in fear, but in lack of it. "NARUTO UCHIHA-UZUMAKI WAKE UP! Mother's high pitched, yet confident voice demanded. And miraculously to those around her, but not at all to herself, Naruto listened.

Honest Mistake SASUNARU by BorutoUzumaki489

🔞⚠️ After high school, Naruto became a full time mechanic in a near by shop. Money was getting tight from the lack of income, which was concerning to say the least. But he worked his way through the struggles, while also falling in love with his school bully. It wasn't intentional but it was enough to spark a candle wick that wasn't mean to be lit. It wasn't until after a horrific accident that he realized that, that candle, was in fact MEANT to be lit. What happens when two NEW friends become lovers, only to realize maybe they were meant to remain rivals and it wasn't meant to be? Or was it? What about when old friends turn against each other. Accidents happen right? Thank you in advance: 🌀.🌀 Alternate Universe~ Started: 01/02/2023 Finished: 04/07/2023 SasuNaruSasu SasuNaru fan fiction! Please read with caution! Thank you in advance for reading. Watch for warnings. I do NOT own Naruto/Naruto Shippuden or anything to do with Naruto including the photos. I'm just a writer using the anime's background.

Since We Were Kids: Sasusaku by VeryPinkTea

Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura have been tied at each other's hips since they were toddlers. Varying freak accidents unfortunately end the three up as orphans by their mid-teen years. Eventually living together, a certain 2 of the trio start to grown closer but the whole group's dynamic is thrown off when one of them makes a significant mistake one night. One wanted a restart because that mistake nearly destroyed everything. Though they needed to be careful what they wished for, because they got exactly what they wanted, and now the teens are sent spiraling down even more problems. Will their most recent be detrimental or bring Sakura and Sasuke an even deeper connection. (Sasusaku) This is a highschool fic! It's definitely going to be different than any other one you've read though. Writing varies! I started this in 2020 and my style has been through many stages. New Chapter Updates: Chapter 30~7/25 ALL EDITING SO FAR DONE The art on the cover is my own. Please don't steal or anything and I can prove it's mine anytime! Ty!, Ily!! *will put warning icon at the top of a chapter if anything sensitive pops up.*

Sasusaku :The Girl Who Lives In The Mansion by breshea_carter

⚠️trigger warning : Abused/ mental illnesses,drug and alcohol abuse included read at your discretion⚠️ Basically a long oneshot Sakura is the quiet kid, the one who doesn't stand out, at school she may seem shy, timid and somewhat adorable but behind that shyness is a girl who is scared, scared to go home, scared to face her parents. She lives in a mansion that eveyone has seen, but no one knows what goes on in the mansion and no one knows what sakura goes through One day she is paired with konoha high's popular school rich boy, sasuke uchiha, he's his usual stoic, arrogant, and egotistical self, he has his group of friends, his girlfriend, and his teammates. When he gets paired with the weird pink haired girl will he uncover her darkest secret? What happens when sasuke uchiha is paired as sakura haruno's school partner for paired/group assignments? Feelings develop, and dark secrets come to light. Will he finally understand the girl who lives in the mansion? Mature/ violence/ explicit language Credit to all artist artwork i use in my story, because I don't know where they all originate from Now of course there will be drama, sadness, happiness. But what is one of my stories without death?😌

FOR HER LOVE || NaruSakuSasu by cxtuwu

[dropped] ┊⁀➷ Sakura Haruno x Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha " when god decides to fuck with someone , he goes all out " Life couldn't have been more perfect for Haruno Sakura. But then , it wou l d n ' t b e l i f e , w o u l d i t ? Uchiha Sasuke was minding his own business (yea , no) but past sweethearts and coincidences won't have it. Uzumaki Naruto well, he was looking for drama anyways. ━━━━━━━━━━ ( angst / fluff / crack ) < hs au > ━━━━━━━━━━ Credits: Banners- @-SOPTORO FOR HER LOVE © 2020 cxtuwu NARUTO SHIPPUDEN © Masashi Kishimoto ━━━━━━━━━━

Don't Say Anything (Deidara Love Story) by HaleighPenguin

She was mute, because of the man who killed her mother, father, and siblings, hell her entire village. She didn't have any friends because there weren't any younger kids in the village at the time. "If anyone comes here before you die, and you even think about telling them what I look like, I'll torture your soul for all eternity. Speak a word to anyone and I swear I will." He said as my eyes widen. I don't doubt for a second that what he's saying is true. After he left me for dead I fled from my home, and soon the news about all of the murdered people in my village spread. It hurt, but I'll start a new life and make friends, but what happens when my best friend, Deidara, is taken from me. READ TO FIND OUT... My OC and Deidara story Find me other places: Wattpad: HaleighPenguin Twitter: haleighpenguin Pinterest : Haleigh🖤

Dreams for fools by sweet_nothingsxxx

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The horrible truth(will continue in the future) by mintyinoelleiangel

This story Naruto uzumaki finds out the most horrible truth about his wife and friend on team7 aka sakura Haruno when he does find out he realizes how he is gonna tell his past crush aka Sasuke Uchiha that both of there wife's is cheating on them with each other? And how will naruto react when Sasuke comes back almost dead? Aka naruto still has feelings for Sasuke but hides it and Sasuke feels the same way but he has trouble expressing his emotions and feelings.

My Long Journey as a Shinobi (and to his heart) - Kiba x Reader Naruto FF by EmberCode

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Naruto and Sasuke grow up as close brothers under one adoptive mother. Life isn't so bad after all...until Mother is taken. Family love/(maybe something more?). Strong/Intelligent!Naruto Loyal/Stay in Konoha!Sasuke Mother!OC **OC belongs to me, this is a fanfiction of Masashi Kishimoto's beloved Naruto series <3 Preview : "Out of the way Mio!" Kakashi yelled, fearing for his childhood friend's unsettling proximity to the Nine-tails. Yamato took a step back as the beast became a little closer to breaking free. And then, it did. In horror, Sasuke immediately retracted his lightning as he sprinted to defend his reckless mother. Because really, that crazy woman didn't know when to stand down. But she held her ground. Even when the beast broke out and began charging, she stood still-not in fear, but in lack of it. "NARUTO UCHIHA-UZUMAKI WAKE UP! Mother's high pitched, yet confident voice demanded. And miraculously to those around her, but not at all to herself, Naruto listened.