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A wood elf named Floretta goes to the city of Pompouswelington- Upon- Rediculouso where she finds all types of strange people with odd behaviors.
This is just a dumb little thing I wrote when I decided to try to one up Voltaire in terms of time... not quality. Not quality AT ALL.
WARNING: Do not read before bed. Apparently it causes completely unrelated nightmares.(CC) Attribution - Pas d’Utilisation Commerciale - Pas de Modification

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Floretta- A satire written in 2 days
sam., nov. 24, 2012

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