Slippery Slope [Vampire!Riley's Dad x Spongebob x Slenderman [Love Triangle]]

Slenderman is still dealing with the backlash of his messy break-up with Ted Nivison. Spongebob is grasping with his crush on the elusive Riley's Dad while still struggling to be a good father to Minecraft Alex. Riley's Dad is trying to open up more for Slenderman, but he expresses no interest in him. Will Riley's Dad break off his engagement to the wealthy George Washington? Is Spongebob's chase for Riley's Dad a fruitless endeavor? Will Slenderman's post about Ted Nivison finally expose the truth to the rest of the world?