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I am wiring a story. I am a leaf.leafs are life. Leafs are also trees. I am now a leafy tree. A leafy tree with a pate on top. A plate with a leaf on it. I am the leaf. I like leafs. Leafs are fab. I am also a house. A house that lives in a truck. A small truck. That lives in that house.i am that house. I am a leaf, a leafy tree, a house and a house. I am four things at once. Or am I? I am actuly one thing that looks like four things. I am actuly a girl. A girl with a dream. A dream to be a leaf. Not just any leaf, but a flying leaf. I am actuly nothing. I am a gust of air. I am a fart. I am magical. Wait, what? Anywho, I am a car. A car that like to blow out farts. I like to blow farts. That means I am blowing me. I am now at 262 words left. I am the words. I leave words to come to you. You are using me. I am sad. You like to use me. Don't use me. Don't eat me ethire. I don't like to be eaten. I I'm a ham stew. I like stew. I eat myself. I am gone. All gone. I'm almost done. I'm done.
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