Yin and Yang, and the Middleman
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Last published Fri, Mar 17, 2023
Life, the purest of them all, but pure in every sense. He is calm and very innocent, embarrassed when he finds out the conversation is about anything related to sexual topics.
Death is, well, Death is the grim reaper. Cold, dead honest and very dark, death related humour.
Deaths assistant is a horny mess, her name is something unpronounceable and everyone on the internet calls her "Mommy", we call her Fayona.
And we live together. What, you didn't think they live in heaven and in the afterlife, did you? They're living somewhere, somewhere real that is.
And me? I am Anthony. I'm the middle man, an average man with an average life. Or so that was. Or so it could have been. But I'm a comedian. Small and unknown, but I get around the bills and then some.
And this is my life with Life and Death... and Fayona apparently.
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