Karkat...just...no.
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Last published Mon, Feb 2, 2015
Karkat should really steer clear of certain jobs : | Just saying...
So, basically, this is about the horror that ensues when Karkat doesn't know any better. •3•
Also, I've just started to become a fan of Homestuck, so please don't kill me if something's off! >~<
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