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It's Never Safe at Hogwarts

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Reads 104
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Parts 7
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Young Debbie Black of Maddox begins her first  year at Hogwarts. She is the cousin of Sirius Black (and there's many 📈 that's been sucked off 🕊 in this house 🏠 i used to dreaaaam 😴💭 of the day that i would be sucked off 🕊💡🌅 but i've long since given up hope of ever being sucked off 😔🙅‍♀️ )
Can she survive her first year? Even with the threats of the intergalactic water bottle and the destruction it brings...?

Harry Potter parody (in case that wasn't obvious)- we despise She Who Shall Not Be Named (JKR) for... rather obvious reasons (massive dickhead). We own 3.5 of the main characters- Fanny, Faye, Jamil, and a bit of Debbie (she is based on debbie Maddox from yonderland- WATCH IT PLS!?) We also stole characters from BBC Ghosts, and unsurprisingly, Harry Potter.All Rights Reserved

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