Angrophobia
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  • Reads 122
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  • Parts 7
  • Time 1h 39m
Ongoing, First published Aug 20, 2022
There was a time, this guy, he tried to tell me,
"Men can cheat, women can't"
Then he proceeded to ask me out on a date
And I fucking laughed

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The Baines Family are often described as anything but normal.
Yes, they are a long line of wealth.
Yes, they are kind to everyone except those who hurt friends, or one of their own.
Yes, they were all long descendants of Muggle-Borns who before knew nothing of the wizarding world, but that doesn't stop their daughters reputation of mysterious incidents that happen occasionally. Especially when feeling a strong emotion.

In fact, these incidents skip generations, and Xavier Baines was the 3rd child to enroll at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft And Wizardry. He was living a somewhat peaceful life there.

But that's all going to change now. Seeing as how his younger sibling was expelled from a certain school in southern France. Their parents had such high hopes in the fabulous school in training her to be a proper lady, seeing as how well-mannered their pupils were.

Kaiton Baines, is going to go come through those doors with a bang.

.・゜゜・.・゜゜・・゜゜・.・゜゜・.・゜゜・・゜゜・

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» Mentions of death
» Dark humor
» Jokes of mental health in general
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