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Patrick Bagelman x Reader (SATIRE)

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Reads 167
Votes 12
Parts 4
Time 6m

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A wealthy Bri'ish Primark employee, Patrick Bateman, hides the fact that he is a half-bagel from his co-workers and friends as he delves deeper into his lovely fantasies for Y/N L/N. It's the early 2020s.All Rights Reserved

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𝐖𝐞𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝟐 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝟐 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐬 ~ 𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫. ~ 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐋𝐞𝐰𝐢𝐬. ~ 𝐌𝐢𝐥𝐨 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐦. ~ 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡é𝐞 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐭.

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