Patrick Bagelman x Reader (SATIRE)
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Last published Sat, May 6, 2023
A wealthy Bri'ish Primark employee, Patrick Bateman, hides the fact that he is a half-bagel from his co-workers and friends as he delves deeper into his lovely fantasies for Y/N L/N. It's the early 2020s.
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𝐒𝐔𝐆𝐀𝐑 𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐘 n. a man who lavishes a woman with money, gifts, etc. CONTAINS MATURE THEMES INCLUDING SMUT!!! i don't own the movie american psycho, nor do i own the characters.
Completed✅ 𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝓶𝓮 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝓶𝓮
"𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐞..." 𝐑𝐨𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞 𝐓𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐋𝐨𝐠𝐚𝐧 𝐌𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐭𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝟏𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐞. 𝐑𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐋𝐀 𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐑𝐨𝐜𝐪𝐮𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬. 𝙎𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣 1~𝙎𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣 4 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗱: July 26th 2021 𝗘𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗱: January 25th 2022Complete
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⋆𐙚₊ 𝐀 𝐒𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐁𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 ⋆𐙚₊ ~𝐀 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭 𝐢𝐭! ｡✧ Prologue "माझं तुझ्यावर प्रेम आहे." Majha tujhyavar prem aahe. "I'm in love with you," he said. His voice was rough. Low. And in Marathi-for the first time. He never spoke in his mother tongue before. But now... he did. For me. And in that moment, I didn't know whether to smile... or shatter. Was I supposed to feel happy? Because all I felt was numb. I couldn't believe this was real. Not him. Not this moment. It felt like a cruel, twisted fantasy. No. No, this can't be happening. It's my birthday. Maybe I drank too much. Maybe I'm hallucinating. Or maybe... he's playing with me. Again. "You're not lying... right?" I asked, my voice barely a whisper. My heart pounded like a warning siren. This felt like a game. A trap. His expression didn't change- but something in his eyes shifted. Dark. Unreadable. Dangerous. Why now? Why me? Tears stung the corners of my eyes, and I hated that he saw them. Because the truth is- I don't know how to react to a man who once broke me... now telling me he loves me. Not when his love feels like poison- sweet on the surface, deadly underneath. And yet, a part of me wanted to believe him. Wanted to fall. Even if I knew I'd be falling onto broken glass. Because that's what his love is. Beautiful. Addictive. Painful. And now it's mine. Whether I survive it or not... ｡✧ 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐮𝐥𝐮 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐩
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𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇: 𝐌𝐢𝐥𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐚𝐤𝐨𝐭𝐚 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐢𝐫. 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠? 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭.
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𝐒𝐔𝐆𝐀𝐑 𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐘 n. a man who lavishes a woman with money, gifts, etc. CONTAINS MATURE THEMES INCLUDING SMUT!!! i don't own the movie american psycho, nor do i own the characters.
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