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Piss and Proper

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Parts 11
Time 1h 28m

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Alice Jinks has always been an under the radar kind of girl. With her tight group of friends and no so social ways, she has managed to stay out of mind for three years. 

But with one letter and a big family secret, that radar is about to turn and hit Ace right when she lease expects it. 

Alice has been marked as a new witch. With that she moves into Eastern Arrow, where she will be trained to control her new found power. Bigger then that? She gets a never before seen gift and a weirdo mark to match. 

Beginning a new life sucks, and when that comes with new friends, new enemies, new discoverys and dark secrets, Alice is under more pressure then she ever thought possible. 

Just when you think life is going go, someone comes and takes a piss on your proper flame.All Rights Reserved

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Now You See Me... Now You Don't... ✔(Editing)

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