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Piss and Proper

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Alice Jinks has always been an under the radar kind of girl. With her tight group of friends and no so social ways, she has managed to stay out of mind for three years. 

But with one letter and a big family secret, that radar is about to turn and hit Ace right when she lease expects it. 

Alice has been marked as a new witch. With that she moves into Eastern Arrow, where she will be trained to control her new found power. Bigger then that? She gets a never before seen gift and a weirdo mark to match. 

Beginning a new life sucks, and when that comes with new friends, new enemies, new discoverys and dark secrets, Alice is under more pressure then she ever thought possible. 

Just when you think life is going go, someone comes and takes a piss on your proper flame.All Rights Reserved

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Ace of Spades ✓ COMPLETE by hayelizabeth

"Why do you care if I'm mad or not?" It was the only thing I cared about knowing at this point. "You're smart King. You figure it out." Ace Carter was bad news and so were his friends. Luckily, I stayed away from him, his friends and all their drama. It was easy enough, being invisible and all. ••• But Ace noticed me one day. That day changed Ace and me. He wanted a favor and that deed was to pretend to be his girlfriend for three weeks, at most. ••• There was no way in hell I could ever like the guy, even though he was smoking hot, and seemingly sweet, so I agreed. ••• The more I got to know Ace, the more I realized he wasn't just a bad boy or a player. He was sweet and caring. ••• But I wasn't sure I was ready for the feelings being around Ace incurred from me. But something told me Ace would fight until he got me to want him back.

Ruins -TO- Ash【Previously: The Night of Marks】 by sinnersXangels

Meanwhile, in an alternative dimension unknown to regular humans, a place filled with supernatural beings resembling vampires, werewolves, witches, and shape shifters, along with many more species lies a girl named Aurora. Bipolar and quick tempered are two words that easily come to mind when thinking of this "Princess". Kai, as she likes to be called, literally speaking is a nuclear bomb waiting to go off, and if set could destroy both herself, her world, and the earth that we all know and love. With a mother who's the Queen and God of all good in this satanic world, and a father who's the King of Hell, she's basically yin and yang with both sides fighting for dominance inside her fragile body. Along with the disappearance of her beloved "Queen" fifteen years ago still fresh in all her subjects' minds, Aurora has had a hard time being obedient with the authority. With her royal insanity and demented view on reality she's literally fighting a war within herself. So what do you think, will this very unstable Princess burn everything to the ground or will her friends, Lilith, Myral, Jasce, Domonic, and a very un-expecting "Pet" help this girl learn to control the over whelming powers running through her veins. Follow the journey of these six friends as they embark on the trail of "The Night of Marks!" {I have been editing so please, for the time being ignore all the mistakes and if the concepts aren't matching up, just know I'm working on it. This project is now my top priority, so I should have this done in three months top. If you have any questions don't be afraid to message me ~Krimson}

When The Sun Goes Down by itsdanyka

Currently rewriting it so this is the first draft! ꧁꧂ Novaly always loved her calm life. Two lovely parents, a best friend, a passion for soccer, a nice house: she had everything. Until it all came to a crash when her parents died in a fire that burnt down her house. Now, by the end of her 17th year, she is an orphan, counting only on her friends to heal her unexpected bruises. Her friends wished she had a boyfriend, but never she interested herself in having one. It's true, she is a pretty girl. But not pretty enough to have every boy around her like other girls from school. But when her path crosses Ander's, her definition of loving changes. He is rude, a bit of a poetic psycho, sometimes so mysterious she wonders if she really knew him, If he isn't just the fruit of her imagination. But curiously, even after pushing him off every time, they always seem to find their way back to each other. Could this really be love? Or just adrenaline screaming through both of their bodies? Ander seems to know some kind of secret about Novaly, something that could change the way she sees him forever. But will he be bold enough to tell her? Even at the risk of losing her forever? What if this secret he's keeping was the only thing tying both their lives together? ꧁꧂ 𝙷𝚘𝚙𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚘𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚜𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚘𝚗! 𝚅𝚘𝚝𝚎, 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚜 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚍 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎!

Hazel and Coop by tulipsandwaves

Coop, or "Slick" as he's know to his mc brothers is macho and rough, smart and loyal, Coop can't understand why the new girl who is suddenly friends with all of his friends, annoys him so much. He tried not to be rude to her, well, he didn't try that hard, and he certainly didn't succeed. But he did get her a restraining order from an abusive ex, so why does she bother him so much? It's annoying as hell that she's got the whole beautiful, smart and funny thing going on, she just needs to stay out of his way. Hazel, has moved back to the town she grew up in, she's next door neighbors with her best friend Lola, and she's met a new group of friends that make her world sweet and fun. Yoga, her job, her new friends and most importantly, her new baby that is the light of her life. Despite the absentee baby daddy, she's going to fill her son's world with all the love, time, attention and security that she missed out on as a young child. Their world is bright and happy, shiny and safe (as far as she's aware) and she will do everything in her power to keep it that way. Her move back to Ventura is the best thing (next to her baby) that's happened to her, ever, so she is not going to let the grumpy, jerk of a club lawyer/club brother get in the way of her own happily ever after. She just wishes that he wasn't as handsome, smart and very occasionally nice, he just needs to stay in his lane, and away from hers.

My life before I knew I was a spy COMPLETED by ToLoveAMonster

Previously known as "Don't mess with the girl, her love and her gadgets" This is the re-writen, edited and fixed version of my previous story, I changed some things so I would encourage to read from the beginning if you've read the other one. I hope you enjoy it! Your life changes, you change. It does not matter what you do to keep it the same. When facing uncertainty, roll with it. Ella knows change and deals with it, but when the secret her family has been hiding for so long makes her life give a 360 turn, she faces a new future. With a catch, she has to hide this new life to everyone she has cared about.

The Gang Leaders Girl by melonds12

Jinx is just a mysterious girl. She's no goody two shoes that's for sure. While her brother is part of a gang; she is not. She has been asked to join by her brother ever since their parents death, but she always refuses. She always tells her brother that he is better off with her on her own. She is the most feared girl. She hates everyone and everything. The only thing; well person she cares for is her brother, and she'll do whatever she can to keep him safe. But she's been doing that from far away for 4 years to protect him. Ace is the leader of the most feared gang in the whole world. He has made it blatantly clear that he is no where near being a goody two shoes. The only people he cares for are his closest friends in his gang; other than that he hates everyone and everything. He tends to be a lone wolf; never like the idea of dating. He only does one night stands with girls then leaves them high and dry. Both of them have no clue the other exists. Will it stay that way? Will they meet and fall in love? Will they just hate each other? Will they change each other? WARNING: A lot of swearing, smoking, drugs, and some gruesome scenes will be featured in the book. If you do not like any of that do not read this book.

Everything Has Changed by Ghost_Princess77

Rated: MA 18+ The familiarity of our small towns Main Street almost overwhelmed me. I never pictured I'd be back here since I left. Yet here I was again, 15 minutes from my childhood home in Greenwood. Although I never thought I'd be Hazel Campbell again but here I am. "I parked over here" Maddy lead me to the right where her car was parked in the guest spot. "It feels weird to have seasons again, it was always so hot in Miami" I sighed cracking my window. Even the air smelt nostalgic as the orange and brown leaves littered the streets. "I couldn't live over there, Greenwood has my heart even though ain't shit around" Maddy laughed as her phone went off. "Oh! It's Chris he asked what we're doing later!" "Chris.. Wilder? You guys keep in touch??" My jaw dropped slightly I hadn't heard that name in 9 years almost. I fidgeted with my fingers in my lap fighting the memories. I believed in the butterfly effect, I think I fell out of my destiny long ago and now I'm just being punished with a life where things will always fall apart. "Of course I do, you know we've always had tension" she laughed starting her car pulling out of the parking spot. "Please we should go! We can get the band back together!!" Except we'd be missing one person.. still I put a fake smile on my face and agreed to go. Chris wasn't the problem, his bitch ass best friend was. I guess you could say my ex bitch ass best friend. -------------- this book is rated 18+ and contains: Dark themes, dark romance, mentions of underage drinking, smoking, sex, BDSM, bad language, mentions of abuse, depression, and possibly more.

(Incomplete) UnWanted Attention(OC X MHA) (REMAKE) Volume 1-2 by M1SSSTARLIGHT

The whole school has been talking about the mysterious girl or boy that got top score and broke the record for the school like it was nothing. Nobody knows what their qurik really is, even the teachers/pro hero's don't know. They even look weird apparently, they are mysterious for sure.... What will this person do to the school way of thinking by the end of it? How powerful are they really? Who are they? (I don't own any art or my hero academia)

Winter's Tale *DISCONTINUED* by fictitiouspastery

*DISCONTINUED* I am currently completely rewriting the series and do not know when I will be posting the new book. Lots of things will be changed, and if you want a sneak peak at what's going to come, take a look at the last chapter in the book. Thank you! Winter Janus has a terrible secret. Unlike the other people in the Hydro nation, she has the power to manipulate and create ice. If the government ever found out this secret she could be thrown in jail or worse, killed. For years Winter has kept this secret, but she knows that on the day of her Testing she will have to reveal her powers and face the consequences. When the reveal of her powers has the opposite effect, she is whisked off to fight a war with a group of the craziest people she has ever met. The war against the Pyros has Winter occupied for the time, but it is not long before she realizes that there is a strange, mysterious force lurking right behind the borders. Highest ranking is #288 in adventure

Saved By a Gangleader ✔️ by morebob

19 year old Ray gets abused by her foster parents that don't want anything to do with her. She's in her fourth year of university planning to become a doctor. Ray is extremely smart, known for her kindness and most of all, she's very shy. 21 year old Ace is a quiet and dangerous gangleader. He's never been seen with friends, smiling, or even talking. He's majoring in business, but everyone knows about his most known gang in the country, therefor he is feared by everyone. What happens when Ray bumps into a walking wall named Ace King in her vulnerable state? What causes Ace to start questioning this 19 year old?

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Ace of Spades ✓ COMPLETE cover

Ruins -TO- Ash【Previously: The Night of Marks】 cover

When The Sun Goes Down cover

Hazel and Coop cover

My life before I knew I was a spy COMPLETED cover

The Gang Leaders Girl cover

Everything Has Changed cover

(Incomplete) UnWanted Attention(OC X MHA) (REMAKE) Volume 1-2 cover

Winter's Tale *DISCONTINUED* cover

Saved By a Gangleader ✔️ cover

Ace of Spades ✓ COMPLETE

"Why do you care if I'm mad or not?" It was the only thing I cared about knowing at this point. "You're smart King. You figure it out." Ace Carter was bad news and so were his friends. Luckily, I stayed away from him, his friends and all their drama. It was easy enough, being invisible and all. ••• But Ace noticed me one day. That day changed Ace and me. He wanted a favor and that deed was to pretend to be his girlfriend for three weeks, at most. ••• There was no way in hell I could ever like the guy, even though he was smoking hot, and seemingly sweet, so I agreed. ••• The more I got to know Ace, the more I realized he wasn't just a bad boy or a player. He was sweet and caring. ••• But I wasn't sure I was ready for the feelings being around Ace incurred from me. But something told me Ace would fight until he got me to want him back.