"Jackass" an original story
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Last published Fri, Jan 20, 2023
Follow Jack and his misfit group of "friends" as they attempt to escape The Warden, a powerful man who wants to control Jack and friends powers and use them for who knows what. On top of that Jack must battle his own stupidity and lack of emotional intelligence, also his rampant hornyness😅. Will Jack and his almost family be able to work together to figure out what to eat for dinner? Or even truly escape their captor? Most likely but you never know
First story I've ever actually written, the characters are all mine, if you recognize this work DM me, I pulled elements from the SCP foundation's universe, humor from Helluva boss, and everything else from my fucked up brain, but there are a lot of references so if you see one, let me know!
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