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Three's A Crowd, But We Love You

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This is a random thing I decided to write for my random alternate head canon with Jeb, Hof, and Crackpot.
This book will contain NSFW/Smut in some chapters, I will heed a warning so do read at your own discretion.
If you haven't read my head canon book, please do so when you get the chance! It'll help get a grasp for these characters, and maybe you'll enjoy them!All Rights Reserved

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