In the deepest darkest, and ironically sunny parts of the land of the blursed sometimes two Shrek and Kermit hybrids fall in love. So naturaly a hybrid between Lord Farquaad and Nadya don't like that; and then they decide to hunt these two Shrek Kermit hybrids down, but that's totally unimportant. The more important thing is that one of these Shrek and Kermit hybrids known as SHRERMIT has human legs. :)) DISCLAIMER/SIDE NOTE: this story started off as a joke and me and my friend just ran with it. Nothing said in this story is meant to offend anyone or to be taken seriously.
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