ophelia || karl jacobs

"I've fucked your life up as a blonde, you know that, right Karl?"

"Well Ophelia, heaven help a fool who falls in love."

OR

In which, after a nasty break up, she just so happens to be the one to save his life.

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if ANYONE mentioned in this fic is uncomfortable with it, PLEASE let me know and I'll happily take it down

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warnings/general announcements!

at least mildly inspired by "Ophelia" by The Lumineers and "Blonde" by Maisie Peters

do not read if uncomfortable with the following;
-depictions and mentions of near-death experiences (don't worry they'll be fine, obviously)
-hospitals
-panic/anxiety attacks
-swearing
-sexual jokes

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