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Funny things
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Ongoing, First published Feb 02, 2015
This is merely a collection of short stories of funny things that happened to moi, so yeah. I also was hella bored and shiz. and because I had no idea what to do with the cover, you get a minion with bananas. Have fun mon ami petit
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