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How Tf Did This Happen? (Hxh)

_ParasiteUnderUrBed_

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Reads 813
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Parts 16
Time 1h 29m

_ParasiteUnderUrBed_

anime fanfiction funny gonfreecs hisoka humor hunterxhunter hxh killuazoldyck killugon

Y/n is training to be a blacklist hunter to avenge her parents (moms) death and kill the phantom troupe, but what happens when she meets a dumb grass boy, a little gay cat, an oreo, and kurapika? Will y/n avenge her family? Or will she completely forget about her parent's death because the writer totally forgot about this? Read to find out!

Also, I'm not shipping y/n with anyone






I do not own hxh, or any of other characters, I'm just writing this for fun and because I thought it would be funnyAll Rights Reserved

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Adult Trio Wrong Number (HxH) by lIhavenolife

Chrollo: I suppose I could.. see myself using a book of sorts as weapon. Chrollo: In that situation Y/n: Dictionary Deceiver🤨 Y/n: Word Whomper🤨 Y/n: Synonym Slicer🤨🤨🤨 Y/n: Syllable Slaughterer🤨🤨 Chrollo: They keep getting worse Y/n: ABC's, the last thing you see🤨🤨🤨 Or: Y/n is added onto the Adult Trio's groupchat. And promptly makes everyone swoon from their bullshit. Unfortunately, this backfires. Surprise surprise. And now they're attempting to run away from the consequences of their actions. Which happens to come in the form of the Troupe, a Zoldyck, and Hisoka-who counts as his own class-attempting to claim them first. Story is suited for both males and females. I will use They/Them pronouns for Y/n, feel free to imagine these as your pronouns. ⚠️Tw⚠️ •Hisoka •Cussing •Mentions of death •Mentions of suicide •Non-graphic torture scenes •Obsessive, toxic, and manipulative behavior •Probably more stuff that I forgot to mention I don't own HunterxHunter. I don't own any of the art used in this story.

Hyper Little Bear •HxH• by randommoon

COMPLETED at 79092 Words (only story) 'Remember. Control.' Ding. I walk into a underground tunnel that seems to have no exit except the weird elevator room I just came out of. 'Lovely, an enclosed space with lots of people.' The elevator shuts and I'm left with around twentyish other applicants. All male. 'That's just the cherry on top of this process isn't it.' •~•~•~•~• Small reminder that I do not own the lovely HunterxHunter franchise and that I only own my OC's and how they interact with the story! Cover art thanks to @_moons_art on insta (Updated 12/16/24 cause why not!) Unfortunately I can no longer respond to comments but I love them anyway! Thank you for reading! 💖 My medals🏅 THANK YOU 💖 #1 IllumiZoldyck 5/3/20 #1 IllumixOc 5/13/20 #1 Gon 7/3/20 #1 HxH 7/9/20 #1 HunterxHunter 7/20/20 #1 Hisoka 7/20/20 #1 IllumixOC 7/20/20 THANK YOU FOR 100k! 200k, Wow I'm surprised! But thanks!!! The Mama Bear

Crossed Paths by Hisoka_xx

Y/n has been an amazing nen user ever since she was 10. When she was 15 she took the hunter exam and passed it easily as a rookie. Now she travels all over the world in search of amazing new places and people, but when she was 18 she met a very interesting man. A magician of the name Hisoka. He is also a very powerful nen user and takes an interest into y/n. What will happen when 3 years later their paths cross again? ⚠️Trigger Warning⚠️ This book contains nudity, sexual assault, suicidal thoughts, and strong language Disclaimer- I don't own any of the hunter x hunter characters. Also I'm sorry if this story seems similar to others. I'm not trying to copy anyone else's work. All these thoughts were 100% my own ideas.

My Adventure With You | Book 1 | Killua x Reader by uwu_Love_You

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$The Demon Inside {Killua X Reader} PLEASE READ DESCRIPTION! by Raven_Kurosaki$

Gon, Killua, Kurapika, and Leorio were (y/n)'s best friends. They were the her friends, her everything, her...family, not that her real ones care about her after all she is a "disgrace" to them. (y/n) would do anything to protect them, she would even leave them just so they can stay alive. But why you may ask? Because of The Demon Inside. 📌COMPLETED📌 {DISCLAIMER! I dont own Hunter X Hunter! And I certainly do not own you, only Killua can ;) } >>⚠️TW⚠️ Mention of rape and descriptions of murder<< {WARNING!! CURSING INVOLVED!} ❗️Also this book is really old, it was my first ever fanfic so you can make fun of it I don't mind it's really funny! I love the comments you guys make me smile! I might rewrite this book with the same concept but different characters and plot. 🤷‍♀️ ❗️

INFATUATION - C. LUCILFER & H. MORROW by ackerman_mrs

Itsumi Zoldyck runs away from home due to differing opinions she shares with her parents, Silva and Kikyo Zoldyck. On her adventures, she runs into Chrollo, a family acquaintance, while also "trying" to get to know Hisoka, a random person she so happened to meet. Who will she fall for? Feitan? Will she finally get the happy ending every little girl wants? I just realized that I'm really bad at descriptions, but please read this. If you like it, give it a like and comment! *i do not own the Hunter x Hunter characters. i will follow the plot at certain times in the story like the Hunter Exam Arc.* HIGHEST RANKINGS #1 - Zoldyck #1 - hunterxhunter #1 - gon x reader #1 - feitan #1 - hxh #1 - Hisoka #1 - killuaxreader

She's Mine || Feitan x Reader by lilcherrybum

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Who's that girl? (Hunter x Hunter fanfic) by stars_in_the_sky55

Hello everyone! Wouldn't you love to be part of the hunter x hunter world and join Gon and Killua on their fun adventures with a little messed up backstory of your own? Well look no further. This story follows a young girl who joins the group of 4 from the beginning, but little do they know she's a close member to the Phantom Troupe. I wrote this a long time ago and finally got the nerve to post it. Sorry about the long chapters. Hope you enjoy! Image: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/689473024196592662/

(HxH) And They Were Roommates by lIhavenolife

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