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How Tf Did This Happen? (Hxh)

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Reads 804
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Parts 16
Time 1h 29m

_ParasiteUnderUrBed_

anime fanfiction funny gonfreecs hisoka humor hunterxhunter hxh killuazoldyck killugon

Y/n is training to be a blacklist hunter to avenge her parents (moms) death and kill the phantom troupe, but what happens when she meets a dumb grass boy, a little gay cat, an oreo, and kurapika? Will y/n avenge her family? Or will she completely forget about her parent's death because the writer totally forgot about this? Read to find out!

Also, I'm not shipping y/n with anyone






I do not own hxh, or any of other characters, I'm just writing this for fun and because I thought it would be funnyAll Rights Reserved

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Adult Trio Wrong Number (HxH) by lIhavenolife

Chrollo: I suppose I could.. see myself using a book of sorts as weapon. Chrollo: In that situation Y/n: Dictionary Deceiver🤨 Y/n: Word Whomper🤨 Y/n: Synonym Slicer🤨🤨🤨 Y/n: Syllable Slaughterer🤨🤨 Chrollo: They keep getting worse Y/n: ABC's, the last thing you see🤨🤨🤨 Or: Y/n is added onto the Adult Trio's groupchat. And promptly makes everyone swoon from their bullshit. Unfortunately, this backfires. Surprise surprise. And now they're attempting to run away from the consequences of their actions. Which happens to come in the form of the Troupe, a Zoldyck, and Hisoka-who counts as his own class-attempting to claim them first. Story is suited for both males and females. I will use They/Them pronouns for Y/n, feel free to imagine these as your pronouns. ⚠️Tw⚠️ •Hisoka •Cussing •Mentions of death •Mentions of suicide •Non-graphic torture scenes •Obsessive, toxic, and manipulative behavior •Probably more stuff that I forgot to mention I don't own HunterxHunter. I don't own any of the art used in this story.

Hyper Little Bear •HxH• by randommoon

COMPLETED at 79092 Words (only story) 'Remember. Control.' Ding. I walk into a underground tunnel that seems to have no exit except the weird elevator room I just came out of. 'Lovely, an enclosed space with lots of people.' The elevator shuts and I'm left with around twentyish other applicants. All male. 'That's just the cherry on top of this process isn't it.' •~•~•~•~• Small reminder that I do not own the lovely HunterxHunter franchise and that I only own my OC's and how they interact with the story! Cover art thanks to @_moons_art on insta (Updated 12/16/24 cause why not!) Unfortunately I can no longer respond to comments but I love them anyway! Thank you for reading! 💖 My medals🏅 THANK YOU 💖 #1 IllumiZoldyck 5/3/20 #1 IllumixOc 5/13/20 #1 Gon 7/3/20 #1 HxH 7/9/20 #1 HunterxHunter 7/20/20 #1 Hisoka 7/20/20 #1 IllumixOC 7/20/20 THANK YOU FOR 100k! 200k, Wow I'm surprised! But thanks!!! The Mama Bear

Gon's Sister? (Killua x Reader) by Kaoru_Hitachiin04

[Completed] [Is currently being edited] (Please Note that you are 14 turning 15 in this story, you're not 12 like everyone thinks) (Sequel has been discontinued and unpublished) When Ging returned to the island, he never mention how many kids he had. He brought back Gon but, nobody knows that Gon has a twin sister! Only Ging and Gon's mother know. You are Gon's sister and you are a pro hunter. You know you have a brother, and decide to go looking for him. After a long journey, you finally find him and meet his friend Killua. You, Gon and Killua go on amazing adventures and you fall in love with Killua. Start date: July 9 2018 End date: March 11 2020 {Best Ranks} •#2 in animecharacters (Oct. 19, 20) •#16 in gon (Oct. 24, 20) •#22 in gon (Oct. 19, 20) •#8 in leorio (Oct. 19, 20) •#1 in animecharacters (Oct. 23, 20) •#2 in hunterxhunter (Oct. 30, 20) •#5 in killuaxreader (Aug. 13, 21) •#3 in animecharacters (Jan. 27, 23)

Wrong number (HxH) by lIhavenolife

You get added to the Phantom Troupes group chat, People want to adopt you, Hisoka is being Hisoka, And Shalnark and you form the suicidal squad! Or, in other words: Y/n causes chaos This slowly turns into more of an actual fanfic and less of a textfic- there's still texting parts though! So join Y/n as they- Build a harem Start a cult Illegally adopt children Get kidnapped And most importantly- Get Gon and Killua together! Nobody has wrote any of these so I decided to make my own. Story is suited for both males and females. (I will use They/them pronouns, feel free to imagine them as your pronouns!) Story contains: • Cussing • Mentions of suicide • Small mention of SH • Violence • Hisoka • Mentions of sexual activity • Probably more If you are uncomfortable with any of this please do not read. I don't own HunterxHunter, story will not completely follow the original story line. (Also this is my first book, so it sucks. You have been warned)

Crossed Paths by Hisoka_xx

Y/n has been an amazing nen user ever since she was 10. When she was 15 she took the hunter exam and passed it easily as a rookie. Now she travels all over the world in search of amazing new places and people, but when she was 18 she met a very interesting man. A magician of the name Hisoka. He is also a very powerful nen user and takes an interest into y/n. What will happen when 3 years later their paths cross again? ⚠️Trigger Warning⚠️ This book contains nudity, sexual assault, suicidal thoughts, and strong language Disclaimer- I don't own any of the hunter x hunter characters. Also I'm sorry if this story seems similar to others. I'm not trying to copy anyone else's work. All these thoughts were 100% my own ideas.

How to Kill, Kil (KilluaxReader) by badybat

Y/N is part of a very skilled assassin family, the Zoldyk family is their conpetition however they are not rivals. Buisiness comes first as always but the two family's are very good friends. When Y/N is given a job to kill Killua Zoldyk her father makes her carry out the job. She will need to be to her highest skills to do this, she has one chance to get it right. If she doesnt do it the consequences will be terrible from her family and the annomonys job giver. (They are 15) She fails to complete her mission and her and Killua Zoldyk run away with each other's from the assassins trying to kill them both.

Knowing The Clown (HisokaXReader) by Be_That_Gurl

FANFICTION!! I DO NOT OWN HXH ctto. of the photo *Completed At first, I thought he's just someone who loves to kill. Who loves to see someone in pain. I thought he's just Heartless. But little did I know, he's not just all that. He's..... something so much more. (Y/N) was born from a rich well known family until one tragic night took away her everything. As she grows older she had become more Independent. Hating everything that seems to be too happy for the cruel world. Being alone for too long made her feel as though she doesn't need anyone. She doesn't need a friend or even a family. She only need herself and her power. As she was growing up she feels like she's living in a nightmare. Seeing things a child must not. Feeling things a child must not. Doing things a child must not. It made her insane. Now, she wants everyone else to feel the same way. A certain exam made her meet a man who looks like a clown but calls himself a magician. "Nice Outfit, Clown" ... "Hm~ I prefer Magician~ ♥ " Someone whom she can't read. Whom she cannot understand. Someone who's almost like her but not. He makes her confused. As her curiosity grows bigger she can't stop herself but want to get to know the man more. "I want to know him" ʕ•ﻌ•ʔ #1 - hxh *05-21-20* #3 - hunterxhunter #4 - HisokaxReader

INFATUATION - C. LUCILFER & H. MORROW by ackerman_mrs

Itsumi Zoldyck runs away from home due to differing opinions she shares with her parents, Silva and Kikyo Zoldyck. On her adventures, she runs into Chrollo, a family acquaintance, while also "trying" to get to know Hisoka, a random person she so happened to meet. Who will she fall for? Feitan? Will she finally get the happy ending every little girl wants? I just realized that I'm really bad at descriptions, but please read this. If you like it, give it a like and comment! *i do not own the Hunter x Hunter characters. i will follow the plot at certain times in the story like the Hunter Exam Arc.* HIGHEST RANKINGS #1 - Zoldyck #1 - hunterxhunter #1 - gon x reader #1 - feitan #1 - hxh #1 - Hisoka #1 - killuaxreader

My Adventure With You | Book 1 | Killua x Reader by uwu_Love_You

!Please Note¡ This is my first time actually making a story at all. Hopefully this will be an amazing experience that we can share together!!^^ ~~~~~~~~~~ (Y/N) is a part of the (L/N) family of assassin's. Her family is mostly known as the second best assassin's, being the Zoldyck family of course. (Y/N) has had enough of her family, making her kill people even when they knew she didn't like it, but when she had to, she got the job done. One day (Y/N) had decided to run away from home and go to school, instead of being seen as a murderous monster, she wanted to become a Hunter and learn how to use the so called "Nen". What she didn't realize was that there was more to school than just education. She started to develop feelings for a boy named Killua Zoldyck. ~~~~~~~~~~ I don't own Hunter x Hunter, meaning any of its characters or any related wording/settings. The plot in itself is my own creation however. Hope you like it! Bai!! ______________________________________________ Book Published Year: 2017 Book Completed: 2019 Hello! This book will be edited to correct some grammatical errors as well as some change in events so that the story fits in together smoothly. I'd like to inform you that this book was made a few years ago, so I was quite inexperienced with writing. Going back to rework this story will help me see how much I've grown.

I am lost || KILLUGON by jack_they

[COMPLETE] It had been 6 years since Gon and Killua parted their ways to their own journeys. Gon stopped answering Killua after two years. In a dangerous journey Gon, Kurapika and his new friend Cho were helping a village deep in a forest that was attacked by an evil spirit. Possessing Cho and sending Kurapika and Gon into a coma for years. - A/N: I love this ship so much, there is much fluff, SFW and I hope you enjoy the plot. Thank you very much if you read this 18+ age Characters Slight mention of sexual harassment/abuse 1k-1.2k words each chapter (: I do not own the hxh characters just my own story plot!

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Adult Trio Wrong Number (HxH)

Chrollo: I suppose I could.. see myself using a book of sorts as weapon. Chrollo: In that situation Y/n: Dictionary Deceiver🤨 Y/n: Word Whomper🤨 Y/n: Synonym Slicer🤨🤨🤨 Y/n: Syllable Slaughterer🤨🤨 Chrollo: They keep getting worse Y/n: ABC's, the last thing you see🤨🤨🤨 Or: Y/n is added onto the Adult Trio's groupchat. And promptly makes everyone swoon from their bullshit. Unfortunately, this backfires. Surprise surprise. And now they're attempting to run away from the consequences of their actions. Which happens to come in the form of the Troupe, a Zoldyck, and Hisoka-who counts as his own class-attempting to claim them first. Story is suited for both males and females. I will use They/Them pronouns for Y/n, feel free to imagine these as your pronouns. ⚠️Tw⚠️ •Hisoka •Cussing •Mentions of death •Mentions of suicide •Non-graphic torture scenes •Obsessive, toxic, and manipulative behavior •Probably more stuff that I forgot to mention I don't own HunterxHunter. I don't own any of the art used in this story.