Why Hello Kitty Is Evil And Has Ruined My Life ~An Original Story ~

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This is why we shouldn't trust Hello Kitty with children...

Ik this is still not what were actually doing but we like playing around and we're gonna write actual stories in the futureAll Rights Reserved

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I could see the hurt in his eyes. What am I about to do? "Okay listen. I'll meet your kids. If I can handle them. And they like me. Then I'll consider it. If my daughter likes you. Then we can have this thing. But I don't want divorce. It will break my daughter if she gets attached to you guys! You can meet Sophie tomorrow. At 4," I literally can't believe I said that. And from the expression on his face I can tell he didn't either. "Deal. You can meet mine day after. Same time?" He asks. I smile and nod. "Just so you know I want kids. And I want them with you. If your thinking why? Because you will be the mother to my other kids. Why not actually have my own. With my kids mom?" My mouth is open. Did he really just say that? ***** Selena was your normal 15 year old girl. Happy that her mother was pregnant. Happy with her loving father and sister; Samanthaz Her best friend; Clair. She was, Happy with life. But suddenly her mum and sister are in an accident. Leading to her mothers death. She has her father who blames it on the little new born Sophie. Heart broken Selena refused to leave Sophie. Keeping her in a care home till she's 18. As she turns 18 she meets Eric. Eric is your typical bachelor. His dad died a few years back give Eric the companies. When his mother died just a couple months ago. He can feel his family breaking apart. A little sister; Ella, who needs a mother figure and 2 little twins; Mercury and Marcus, who need a mother too. His bestfriend Noah; also Selena's stepbrother, sets them up for s date. They make a deal. But with this deal will there be true love? Or will they keep it as a deal? Read and find out!

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