Lil' Hazza and That Philosopher's Stoned - Dumbledilf - Wattpad

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Parts 2
Time 8m

Reads 136
Votes 1
Parts 2
Time 8m

An utterly rational rendition of Harry Potter. 
    Only in gen z slang.
    And they're all on drugs. 
    And some of them are probs roadmen. 
    Oops. 
    #YOLO
    
    (Disclaimer: I don't own these bitches, J.K. Rowling does)All Rights Reserved

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An utterly rational rendition of Harry Potter. 
    Only in gen z slang.
    And they're all on drugs. 
    And some of them are probs roadmen. 
    Oops. 
    #YOLO
    
    (Disclaimer: I don't own these bitches, J.K. Rowling does)

2 parts

#547finding-yourself

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