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Lil' Hazza and That Philosopher's Stoned

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An utterly rational rendition of Harry Potter. 
Only in gen z slang.
And they're all on drugs. 
And some of them are probs roadmen. 
Oops. 
#YOLO

(Disclaimer: I don't own these bitches, J.K. Rowling does)All Rights Reserved

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BETWEEN OUR LIPS. paige bueckers by -slytherinsinner

Kai Slade, a talented and ambitious young professional, lands the coveted role of media director for the UConn women's basketball team. As she immerses herself in the fast-paced world of sports media, Kai finds herself drawn to the team's star player, Paige Bueckers. Despite their initial differences, Kai and Paige form a deep connection as they navigate the challenges of fame, competition, and love in the high-stakes world of college basketball. Their journey is a rollercoaster of emotions, passion, and self-discovery as they strive to balance their personal and professional lives while chasing their dreams on and off the court

Behind the Scenes by Elyeeeeenn

Mikaiah behind cameras. Are they true or we're just being delulu? Mikaiah au

𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐬| 𝑅𝑎𝑓𝑒 𝐶𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛 by Bxllerby

She was the one that was going to teach him what affection was, what being loved felt like. And he was going to teach her how thrilling a secret can be. I do not own any of the obx characters.

EFF IT! ➸ jj maybank by zcndayas

☆彡 𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗸𝘀 ❛ bring me your mouth and your mystery! ❜ sonny hated mysteries, but she was the biggest one of all in jj's opinion. UNDER EDITING a tasting summer novel! PLOT outer banks s1+ ( jj maybank x fem!oc ) ( pope heyward x male!oc ) #3 in outerbanks #2 in jjmaybank #42 in rudypankow #2 in popeheyward #1 in johnbroutledge I DO NOT OWN THE OUTER BANKS CHARACTERS OR PLOT. I ONLY OWN MY OWN OC'S AND MY OWN ADDITIONS TO THE NARRATIVE.

Iron Fists | Eli Moskowitz by f4brays

⤷★𝔦𝔯𝔬𝔫 𝔣𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔰 "Ow! How the hell did you hit me so hard?" "Iron fists, baby." •••••• COBRA KAI , eli moskowitz seasons 1-6 spanish translation: @__Mortifaga__ ©f4brays 2021 I DO NOT OWN COBRA KAI AND/OR ITS STORYLINE! ONLY MY OCs AND THEIR STORYLINES

𝐅𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄, kwon jae-sung by waltzing_hippo_toes

╔═════════╗ ❝𝐅𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄❞ ╚═════════╝ ‿︵‿︵୨˚̣̣̣͙୧ 𝐲/𝐧'𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐬, 𝐬𝐞𝐨𝐮𝐥'𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐞. 𝐡𝐚𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥, 𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐚 𝐯𝐨𝐰 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤, 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞. 𝐚𝐝𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐭 𝐚𝐭 𝐛𝐚𝐲 - 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐜𝐨𝐛𝐫𝐚 𝐤𝐚𝐢 𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐲. ‿︵‿︵୨˚̣̣̣͙୧ " 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘥... " " 𝙣𝙤 𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙘𝙮‚ 𝙗𝙞𝙩𝙘𝙝. " ‿︵‿︵୨˚̣̣̣͙୧ 𝐂𝐎𝐁𝐑𝐀 𝐊𝐀𝐈 𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐍 𝐗 𝐅𝐄𝐌!𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐈𝐗 - 𝐒𝐄𝐊𝐀𝐈 𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐊𝐀𝐈 ‿︵‿︵୨˚̣̣̣͙୧ 𝔩𝔦𝔣𝔢 𝔦𝔣 𝔞 𝔤𝔞𝔪𝔢: 𝖇𝖊 𝖆 𝖕𝖑𝖆𝖞𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖗 𝖇𝖊 𝖕𝖑𝖆𝖞𝖊𝖉...

Mr. Emperor ! I hate you ✅ by seri959702

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Overprotective Mafia Brothers [ BTS FF] by Messed_upSoul

The story is about the little girl who has 7 older brothers, honestly, 7 overprotective brothers!! In a heartwarming tale of family devotion, six brothers show what true love and loyalty mean as they each protect, nurture, and support their little sister through every challenge life throws her way. From childhood mischief to life's toughest trials, their bond is unbreakable, and their love for her knows no bounds This story is a celebration of sibling love-how it shapes us, strengthens us, and becomes the greatest gift of all. A journey of heart, humor, and heartfelt moments, it's a reminder that family isn't just about blood; it's about the unconditional love that ties us all together. Important notice~ This story contains Drama, fights,blood,love, smuts and 18+ content! So skip if you can't handle it! And This is totally a fictitious story and importantly THE BTS FANFIC! so Misbehave & abusive language against idols won't be tolerated! #attraction #billionaire #brothers #btsff #btsimagine #chilguzo #chimchim #hobi #jeonjungkook #jhope #jimin #jiminff #jk #junghoseok #jungkook #kimnamjoon #kimseokjin #kimtaehyung #love #minyoongi #parkjimin #rm #sugaff #tae

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This is Me Trying ⭑ Rafe Cameron by -inslaytiable

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BETWEEN OUR LIPS. paige bueckers

Kai Slade, a talented and ambitious young professional, lands the coveted role of media director for the UConn women's basketball team. As she immerses herself in the fast-paced world of sports media, Kai finds herself drawn to the team's star player, Paige Bueckers. Despite their initial differences, Kai and Paige form a deep connection as they navigate the challenges of fame, competition, and love in the high-stakes world of college basketball. Their journey is a rollercoaster of emotions, passion, and self-discovery as they strive to balance their personal and professional lives while chasing their dreams on and off the court