***The main characters are loosely based on Lazarus and Joannes Baptista Colloredo, conjoined You might (or might not) recognize Amma, Professor Solstice, and/or Ida from some of my other stories. Rembrandt von Trotta has lived his entire life with Rubens (his parasitic twin) attached to his belly. He's successfully evaded attention by living a reclusive lifestyle and draping himself in a cloak. However, he's tired of living this way, so he consults a local witch, Amma, (who appears in my previous works) to separate him from his brother. Amma rubs a strange herbal mixture on Rembrandt and Rubens, and tells him that it will fully "kick in" that night. However, the results are not as Rembrandt expects.... (The body type I gave the twins-- when separated --is the type I find attractive hehehe....)