Akatsuki Maid AU: Stuck Cleaning? I think Not! (Reader + Friend Insert!)

Based upon the thousands of "Akatsuki Members Need a Maid" Self / Reader Insert AUs on Quizilla where the Crack is real and Canon does not matter.

Welcome back to the 2000's. Who is Tobi? Is he Obito or Madara? Lets pretend both. We all imagine the Akatsuki base a little different, don't we? Is it a barren cave, or an elaborate maze of never ending rooms inside of a compound?

Prepare for some romance, fighting, and a whole lot of cringe.