One night at Walmart's
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my dear friend asked me to crosspost it from AO3 to Wattpad and so I did
note that this fanfic IS SATIRE AND JUST A JOKE
summary:
You are trapped in a walmart and meet a strange guy trying to summon a demon.
Now, you have to get out of this place without dying.
Which on the first chapter, might seem kinda easy but no
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