Juan Direction

The romance of a Mexican gardener and his one true love. One Direction. Read the epic tale that has captured the hearts of a few people.
Nicolas Cage- It was inspiring,  I'd much rather steal the original copy of this story rather than the Declaration of Independence any day.
Carl Sagan- I discovered a new constellation while reading this. I called it Juan.
Simon Cowell- An absolute piece of trash, I wouldn't give this to a stray dog for fear that it would make him lose intelligence and become a piece of trash himself.