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hogwarts on crack <3

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a modern yet still wizard hogwarts au 

WARNING THIS IS A VERY GAY FIC 

OC POTTER (harry's twin, her name is Callie) 

jegulus parentsssss!!!!!!!! james and reg are alive and they live happily with their two children and a dog, yes they have a dog. they're very happy, no one drowns or gets avada kadavra'd 🥰 

uhhhh Dumblewhore kinda just gets bullied by everyone 

oooh and also Gryffindor and Slytherin don't hate each other in this cuz that's dumb

so basically it's all crack and everyone is happy and no on dies, literally everyone is alive. 

voldemort exists but mostly so ppl can bully him cuz it's funny 

~ begins in 3rd year ~

started: 03/09/22 ~ completed: //

ships:
WOLFSTARRRRRRR
JEGULUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 😩 
DORLENEEEE SLAYYY
MARILY CUZ WHY TF NOT YA KNOW?
DRARRY 
DEAMUS
POSSIBLE BLAIRON 
LINNYAll Rights Reserved

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