How Does One Explain That You Are Married To Death

Phil is married.

He swears he is.

It's not his fault that his wife is the Goddess of Death.

No one believes him when he tells them he's married to Death, and it's especially hard for people to take "no" as an answer.

That led to here.

Or;

Two immortals get fed up with mortals trying to ask them on dates, so they decide to get married in order to ward off others.

Or;

You know that pact you made with your best friend that was "if we aren't married by thirty we're marrying each other"? Yeah, that.

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Phil and Techno are PLATONICALLY married in this.

It's a oneshot, boys. There are no more chapters.

Don't like? Don't read.

Guys, this is Crack and Fluff. Don't take it too seriously.