Fanboy Draco Malfoy Convinces Harry Potter to Marry Him!

Draco Malfoy was going to marry Harry Potter. It didn't matter that he was only eleven and had technically only met Harry Potter two months ago. He was a boy in love.
Harry Potter was confused. No one liked him. He didn't have friends or even acquaintances but Draco Malfoy liked him so much he wanted to marry him! Can these two boys make it through their Hogwarts years without driving the whole school mad?