Awesome sauce
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Last published Thu, Feb 5, 2015
The recipe to make awesome sauce:
Water
Gym socks
Amelie's coolness (4 teaspoons) (Available ALWAYS)
CIA undercover agent
Paige's eyelashes (only available Tuesdays)
Abby's purple pee (Wednesday) (APPW)
Sydneys pink pencils (Available every leap year)
Creepy doll eyes (MUST be creeepy! From Sam's porcelain eyes story?)
Sunglasses
Amelie's toe nails (all ten)
neon elephance all seventeen NOT spray painted and NOT including the last three.
NUCULER NINJA&nbsp;
See-through grammatical error$
Latin Charts
Utah Compose
Froggies FRIDAY
Monday marbles
Hannah's bananas
Five gallons of sugar (to cover up the gym sock taste)
Jelly beans
Gummy worms (alive or candy)
DIRECTIONS:
1. place into an XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL blender
2. turn on low power
3. wait for the fuse to blow
4. turn it back on SLOWLY AND CAREFULLY so you aren't electrocuted or explodeded on.
5. turn blender on, not off
6. wait for the fuse to blow again
7. improvise from there
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