BLOP
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Last published Sat, Sep 10, 2022
Ah yes. The one and only. Blop, he's just some lime-looking creature wondering around the universe since The Big-Bang. but little did he know that everything around him isn't always good and nice. because of that, its not just him that he's alone. there's also something out there called "life". whether its evil or good, a god or a mortal. it doesn't matter, because Blop has to survive at all cost since everyone doesn't like him for no reason at all. well not everyone. Right?
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