The Sarcastic Sparrow - Five😍🪓 - Wattpad

Story cover for The Sarcastic Sparrow by kasksksjs

The Sarcastic Sparrow

Reads 449,345
Votes 10,098
Parts 41
Time 4h 55m

Reads 449,345
Votes 10,098
Parts 41
Time 4h 55m

Mature

allisonhargreeves benhargeeves diegohargreeves fictional fivehargreeves klaushargreeves lutherhargreeves texttospeech umbrellaacademy viktorhargreeves ynstories

The Sparrow Academy where 8 unusual souls with incredible abilities lived.

Number 1 - Marcus Hargreeves - Super strength and endurance 

Number 2 - Ben Hargeeves - The ability to summon eldritch creatures (Killer Tentacles) 

Number 3 - Fei Hargeeves - Crow manifestations 

Number 4 - Alphanso Hargreeves - Empathic Masochism 

Number 5 - Sloane Hargreeves - Gravity manipulation 

Number 6 - Jayme Hargreeves - Hallucinogenic Spit

Number 7 - Christopher Hargeeves - telekinetic cube that can turn the room freezing cold and induce paralyzing fear without so much of a warning

Number 8 - Y/n Hargreeves - Blood manipulation 

April 2nd 2019. Y/n Hargreeves and the rest of the Sparrow Academy become face to face with the ones they replaced known as "The Umbrella Academy" 


However Y/n Hargreeves becomes very fond of one of the Umbrellas known as Five Hargreeves... the enemy.


Highest Rankings:

#1 fivehargreeves
#1 umbrellaacademy 
#1 viktorhargreeves
#2 benhargreeves
#26 lutherhargreeves
#36 allisonhargreeves
#49 diegohargreeves
#7 Fictional  
#87 ynstories



Started: 1st September 2022
Ended: 28th November 2022All Rights Reserved

allisonhargreeves benhargeeves diegohargreeves fictional fivehargreeves klaushargreeves lutherhargreeves texttospeech umbrellaacademy viktorhargreeves ynstories

Table of contents

41 parts

Sign up to add The Sarcastic Sparrow to your library and receive updates

or

Content Guidelines

You may also like

|Doppelgänger| Five Hargreeves by whensangriacries

"𝙾𝚑, 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖! 𝚃𝚠𝚘 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚗𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜! 𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢'𝚛𝚎...𝚍𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚕𝚐ä𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚛 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐." _"𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚠𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 "𝚍𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚕𝚐ä𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛" 𝚍𝚎𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗, 𝙺𝚕𝚊𝚞𝚜. 𝚆𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛." _"𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛! 𝙸𝚝 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚜 𝚏𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐." Y/n was one of the 43 children born on the first day of October, 1989. However, unlike the ones from the so called Umbrella Academy, she was not adopted by Sir Reginald Hargreeves, and instead grew up in her own abusive household. That was until one catastrophic night where she crossed paths with the old billionaire, and was welcomed in his family as a substitute for one of the children, who had disappeared in unusual circumstances. She became the new "Number Five". Starting date: 31 March, 2021. Ending date: 17 October 2024. ⭑Highest Ranks: #1 at Numberfive #1 at Hargreeves #1 at Five #1 at AidanGallagher #1 at BenHargreeves WARNING! This story contains mentions of suggestive content, domestic abuse, suicide and overall violence. I am NOT the creator or owner of The Umbrella Academy Series or any of it's characters, except for Y/n and non-canonical characters.

𝐃𝐫𝐮𝐠𝐬 ; 𝐊𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐬 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 ✓ by TheStoryMaker0

𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐃 ★𝙏𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝙞𝙣 𝙨𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣 ❸ 𝙤𝙛 𝙪𝙢𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙖 𝙖𝙘𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙢𝙮★ "𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙢𝙚 𝙉𝙤 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙚 𝘼𝙨 𝙢𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙖𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤" 𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞, 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞. 𝐌𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐑𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐬, 𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐧𝐝? 𝐖𝐡𝐨 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐑𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭? 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐬? !highest ranks! #1 in Marcus hargreeves! #3 in The Sparrow Academy! #1 in Jayme Hargreeves! #2 in Sloane Hargreeves! #1 in Fei Hargreeves! #8 in Ben Hargreeves #3 in Allison Hargreeves #39 in Umbrella

Don't Speak (Viktor Hargreeves) by unh3althy0bs3ssi0ns

The Sparrows. The 'perfect' superhero family, admired by all. Everything is well. Except for when 6 random strangers appear in their living room and claim to be their father's children. Not to mention their powers, and the fact that they seemingly know one of Alana's siblings. When she starts to feel more and more neglected by her own family, Alana finds herself turning to the Umbrella Academy, specifically a very powerful number 7, who might just be the person who can give her what she's been missing her whole life. another fic bc im obsessed :) OC(Sparrow Academy) x Viktor Hargreeves s3 Umbrella Academy onwards

$Five and the kid {Five X Child Oc} by Valerie_Hargreeves$

"He'll do anything and I mean anything to keep that kid safe." Season 1: Five returns back to 2019 to his family from the apocalypse to save the world..only this time he's brought a..child? With him. The countdown to the upcoming apocalypse has started. The umbrella academy have been reunited as their beloved father Sir Reginald Hargreeves passed away. Five waltzes in with not only the devastating news of the end of the world, he has also gained a 6 year old partner. Will the Hargreeves' save the world? Who is this child? Where did she come from? Read this story and follow the Umbrella Academy as they try and save the world. Season 2: On April 1st 2019, the world got destroyed in a cataclysmic event, billions of people died. However the very siblings who escaped were the ones who had brought it on. Five Hargreeves, in attempt to save his family, accidentally stranded his siblings and Aria over 3 years in Dallas, Texas in the 1960s. Not only does he have to find them, he also has to prevent an upcoming Doomsday which is right around the corner... {Five x child oc} Season 1: DONE! ✅ {22/12/24-29/04/25} Season 2: In progress.... {30/04/25-?} Season 3: ------- Season 4: ------- A/N: Updates are slow and I mean very slow, I am not very good at consistency and I know how some readers hate slow updates but I'll try my best! #1 Five {9/04/25} #2 Fivehargreeves {10/05/25} #2 allisonhargreeves {02/05/25} #2 Hargreeves {12/06/25} #6 umbrella {9/04/25} #13 Klaushargreeves {11/05/25} #22 Diegohargreeves {9/04/25} #5 viktorhargreeves {02/05/25} #18 lutherhargreeves {11/05/25} #49 benhargreeves {9/04/25} {Credits go to Avengergirl99 for the five x child oc story idea, go check their story out!}

The Girl and The Boy (F. Hargreeves book 2) (Book 2) by Avengergirl99

IMPORTANT NOTE: READ THE FIRST BOOK BEFORE READING THIS. You, your siblings, and boyfriend have gone through hell and back to save each other. One apocalypse in 2019, you all saved yourselves by time traveling, but you end up in the 1960's with a doomsday caused by a nuclear war. You again time traveled, but now are in a different timeline, with a new end of the world. After stopping the apocalypse, you, Five and the others of The Umbrella Academy managed to return home to the present, convinced they have prevented the initial apocalypse and fixed this godforsaken and terrible timeline once and for all. You and Five hopes that now the two of you can start your new life together. But when you return to the Academy, you all realize that things aren't exactly, when you left it. Your father is alive and you and your siblings have being replaced by a new group of superheroes name The Sparrow Academy and not only that but also your brother Ben is a member of the Sparrow, but he is not that Ben they used to know. The Sparrows directly encounters the same with the Umbrella gang in a violent confrontation. An unknown thing arrives and began to ravages the universe making animals and people to disappear without a trace and soon the whole universe is in danger. Now they need to convince The Sparrow to help them save the universe but that's easier said than done. You, Five and the rest of The Academy will be facing challenges to prove that nothing can stop a super dysfunctional family. ~Will you and Five finally have a chance to start a new life together or will things get in the way? ~Will you and your family be able to save the universe or will this new world reveal more than just a small timeline problem? Read to find out Five Hargreeves x fem!oc Five Hargreeves x Reader (Book 2) WARNING SPOILERS for the Netflix Tv serie The Umbrella Academy

Sky Hargreeves - SEQUAL by complicatedfreakrryy

PART 2 OF A SERIES! Who knew saving the world would be this hard. Again. "On April 1rst, 2019, the Earth was destroyed in a cataclysmic event. Billions of people were wiped out in a matter of minutes. Ironically, the six survivors of the apocalypse, were the very siblings who brought it on." Sky hargreeves is a 30-year-old girl stuck in her 15-year-old body. She has abilities, Fire. Only a couple days ago, she discovered her (biological) father, Reginald Hargreeves, adopted 7 other children who had abilities like her, the day she was born. Following up with that, they had to save the world. Five, (one of the children) had fallen in love with her during the apocalypse. He came back to save them, save her. They did not succeed the first time around, let's see how this one goes, but in 1963. Five Hargreaves X Oc Season 2 of Umbrella Academy

The Breakup | Five Hargreeves x Reader Story by Wxnder_Storys

In the world of power and crime, Y/n finds solace in Five Hargreeves, her family's the Sparrows Academy's sworn enemy. Can love survive the deadly game of revenge can break up the chains of Five Hargreeves and Y/n and there past?

By ur side // Five Hargreeves (3) by lazyotaku_17

SEASON 3 Book 3 . . . " Valentina, I just want... I just want to say that I-" five was about to say something but was cut off by a warm embraced. His eyes widened, She pull herself back to look at his green orbs. " it's okay five, whatever it's going on or about to happen in the next few days..." she paused, " we'll get through this, and I whatever decision you make I'll always be by ur side." Five feeling his heartbeat going faster by the minute. Knowing him too would do the same with her. staring into her eyes he can see his life with her. " I'll do the same Always, be by ur side." ------ Everything should go back to normal after 1963? Yes but not quite, or so they thought. Once again, not only they created another apocalypse but Reginald Hargreeves, replaced them which they called themselves, " the sparrow academy ". Now, a decision, the siblings try to live a normal life in a alternative timeline. While, Five and Valentina decided to make their relationship official and live their lives. As five made his official retirement and living his life with eight. But once they notice things and ppl are disappearing, they are back at it again. Can the umbrellas and the sparrows go at peace and work together? Will they go back to their original timeline? Will Valentina figure out what is Reginald plan and her intentions? Can the family survive this new timeline? ....Or it's just the beginning.... ------ BASED OFF OF THE NETFLIX SERIES Promise to keep (1) ( BOOK1) S1 ✔️ Always connected (2) (BOOK2) S2 ✔️ By ur side (3) ( BOOK3) S3 ✔️ Forever and Ever ( Book 4) S4 ONGOING.... ( Five Hargreaves x OC ) the umbrella academy Started > Aug. 16 ,2022 - Dec.6,2022 < FINISHED A/N: SOME LONG CHAPTERS AND SHORT CHAPTERS NOTE: all rights goes to the owner, and creator of the show, characters, story line. I just own my OC n some scenes that made up. An OC insert story. All work, music, etc goes to owner.

Kill Switch - 𝘍. 𝘏𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘹 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 by qqutieee

When Number Five of the Umbrella Academy comes into contact with Number Eight of the Sparrow Academy and recognises her from his dreams, to which he had whilst being stuck in the apocalypse, will he be determined to find out the reason behind all of it or will he struggle to maintain the balance between unravelling truth and saving the universe? Read to find out! A Five Hargreeves x Reader TUA S3-4

You may also like

Slide 1 of 9

|Doppelgänger| Five Hargreeves cover

𝐃𝐫𝐮𝐠𝐬 ; 𝐊𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐬 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 ✓ cover

Don't Speak (Viktor Hargreeves) cover

Five and the kid {Five X Child Oc} cover

The Girl and The Boy (F. Hargreeves book 2) (Book 2) cover

Sky Hargreeves - SEQUAL cover

The Breakup | Five Hargreeves x Reader Story cover

By ur side // Five Hargreeves (3) cover

Kill Switch - 𝘍. 𝘏𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘹 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 cover

|Doppelgänger| Five Hargreeves

"𝙾𝚑, 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖! 𝚃𝚠𝚘 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚗𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜! 𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢'𝚛𝚎...𝚍𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚕𝚐ä𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚛 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐." _"𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚠𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 "𝚍𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚕𝚐ä𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛" 𝚍𝚎𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗, 𝙺𝚕𝚊𝚞𝚜. 𝚆𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛." _"𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛! 𝙸𝚝 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚜 𝚏𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐." Y/n was one of the 43 children born on the first day of October, 1989. However, unlike the ones from the so called Umbrella Academy, she was not adopted by Sir Reginald Hargreeves, and instead grew up in her own abusive household. That was until one catastrophic night where she crossed paths with the old billionaire, and was welcomed in his family as a substitute for one of the children, who had disappeared in unusual circumstances. She became the new "Number Five". Starting date: 31 March, 2021. Ending date: 17 October 2024. ⭑Highest Ranks: #1 at Numberfive #1 at Hargreeves #1 at Five #1 at AidanGallagher #1 at BenHargreeves WARNING! This story contains mentions of suggestive content, domestic abuse, suicide and overall violence. I am NOT the creator or owner of The Umbrella Academy Series or any of it's characters, except for Y/n and non-canonical characters.