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The Magic School for the Utterly Hopeless (Completed/First Draft)

matthewchimneysweeps

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Reads 1,035
Votes 302
Parts 21
Time 1h 37m

matthewchimneysweeps

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Cover by : @Guinealove2005
After students from the Academy for the Gifted prank The Magic School for the Utterly Hopeless, Mikey and his classmates seek revenge. But the very night they plan on getting it, their home, their city gets taken over by vicious creatures led by the evilest warlock in all the land, the Great Destroyer. It's up to them to save the day.

Lower Middle Grade. Approx. 20, 000 wordsAll Rights Reserved

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