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All men are like Toilets - They're either taken or full of sh*t

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All I ever wanted was a man who loves me. Someone who would hold me in his arms as if the world was about to end. Someone who would give me a rose on Valentine’s Day and say cheesy stuff like I was more beautiful than any flower. Someone who would kiss me like I was more precious than any jewel. But life isn’t fair, only the pretty can be happy, the rest just have to watch from the sidelines. And then I met him.All Rights Reserved

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