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The Lion and The Lemon

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Reads 107
Votes 1
Parts 6
Time 13m

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"What a stupid lemon." I sighed.

"What a sick masochistic lion." he smirked


no punctuation. no capital letters. Let's do this lemongrab x edward cullenAll Rights Reserved

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