Human! Marcell x Reader

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You're a new chef at Ratatoing, but when you get to the job interview you see... him. Marcell. You get nervous, but do you get hired? Find out.

THIS IS A JOKE, I'M NOT WRITING THIS SERIOUSLY

(y/n is a male)All Rights Reserved

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And He Still Didn't Fire Me

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