Harry Potter Second Generation Incorrect Quotes

So, hi. I love the Second Gen of Harry Potter more than I like Harry Potter. (It also feels less like it's owned by the horrible demon known as JK Rowling) and since I love them and I have like no books about them, I thought, "hey why don't I post a bunch of random headcannons and stuff that I found cause I'm too lazy to write a book?" "Great idea me!" So now you have this.

None of these are owned by me unless I tell you they are but there probably won't be any.

They also have swears so don't read if you don't like those. (Also just don't read any of my things. I'm not as bad as others but there is some language.)