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Western Omelette

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Parts 15
Time 1h 28m

Reads 577
Votes 108
Parts 15
Time 1h 28m

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A bit of a drama/farce/adventure, in the old west, with a hungry reporter, a lone Pinkerton Agent, a feisty woman, and a cast yet to be defined.
The saying goes, you have to break eggs to make an omelette, and the gangs in this western make that job look easy.All Rights Reserved

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